Analysts Predict Trouble for Santa’s Flight
Analysts are saying Santa’s flight is in trouble with this old sleigh. Santa won’t listen to them. Neither should you.
Worldwide Status Update
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational
– Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve)
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): Checking In/Standing By
North Pole Weather
– Temperature: -27 F
– Forecast: Lots of snow
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Back at the North Pole
– Sleigh: Making adjustments to get the old sleigh ready
– Reindeer: Resting, exercising or eating
– Santa’s Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: Swamped
– Wrapping Department: Scrambling
– North Pole Security: Hard at work
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That 50 Year old sleigh is Going to do well