Entries by Elf Ernest

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Dominicans Get Good Look at Sleigh

This is really cool. We’re getting excited emails from officials in the Dominican Republic claiming to have seen the test flight of Santa’s sleigh. They don’t get to see a lot of flying sleighs down there, I guess. Here’s the latest news: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified […]

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Sleigh Finally Heads South

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Sleigh Finally Heads South



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The final test flight of Santa’s sleigh is going exceptionally well. It appears Elf Vernon has finally turned the sleigh south and is now somewhere over the equator, in the heat. He likely won’t stay there long, as the heat is hard on the reindeer. In fact, we have to wonder how much longer this […]

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Weather Still Slowing Things

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Weather Still Slowing Things



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Picture it: the workshop is producing stuff at a record level. But once things are made you have to have a place to put it, right? The Wrapping department is right next door to Santa’s workshop. Just getting things from the workshop to the wrapping department is a major operation right now. All because of […]

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Test Flight Avoids Colliding with Another Sleigh

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Test Flight Avoids Colliding with Another Sleigh



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The skies are crowded up there today! The test flight of Santa’s sleigh is contending with so many other sleighs in the skies they nearly collided with one. Everyone is okay. But it speaks to how busy things are today. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers

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Workshop Still Hard at Work

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Workshop Still Hard at Work



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Santa’s workshop is teeming with elves and volunteers. The elves have hauled in their spouses, their parents, their neighbors — anyone who can lend a hand. And boy, are they getting a lot done. In fact, it is affecting the Wrapping Department. Now those guys are behind and will soon be looking for help. Such […]

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Test Flight Sticks to Cooler Air

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Test Flight Sticks to Cooler Air



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Santa’s test flight has kept so far to northern areas where the air is cold. Not sure why, but that is what it has done so far. This is the latest news from Kringle Radio: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers

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Genius of Thousands of Sleighs Now Obvious

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Genius of Thousands of Sleighs Now Obvious



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Did Santa know? Last summer when Santa began the ambitious project of building thousands of new sleighs everyone thought he was a little crazy. Nobody thinks he is crazy now. The thousands of sleighs and reindeer out there will prove hugely valuable to a workshop that is still working at this point. In fact, they […]

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Finland Reports Test Flight Spotted

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Finland Reports Test Flight Spotted



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Well, that didn’t take long. The Flight Command Center confirms that Santa’s Sleigh is indeed over Finland at this time — and we just got a report from there saying the sleigh was spotted flying very low and slow. The sleigh has to be tested under all conditions — even low and slow flight. Here’s […]

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You Could See Flying Sleighs

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You Could See Flying Sleighs



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The North Pole Flight Command Center is starting to make some progress in getting these thousands of sleighs out of the weather of the North Pole. And now we have all these sleigh convoys flying around out there. There are so many sleighs in the skies now you could see one now and then. Especially […]

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Sleigh About to Leave on Final Test Flight

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Sleigh About to Leave on Final Test Flight



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It’s frightful outside but the brave test pilots who work for months on Santa’s sleigh are about to take to the skies for one final test flight. This is a Christmas eve tradition. We’ll cover that flight over the next several hours. It should come home in time for a good wash and wax before […]