Entries by Elf Ernest
Some Talking Delays of Santa’s Launch
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Rumors are flying as more and more senior elves at the North Pole openly debate delaying Santa’s launch. The Flight Command Center has been a focus of Operation Merry Christmas so far here in the early going but at least they are operating on time. The real problem, and most senior elves here would agree, […]
North Pole Christmas Party Will Wait
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The North Pole Christmas Party ain’t happening right now. Usually it is moving along as elves finish up their work. But with the workshop so far behind everyone is trying to help them out as much as they can. While they continue to work the Christmas party will just be put on hold. That’s okay. […]
Mrs. Claus Takes Charge in Flight Command
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If there is one thing we learned about Mrs. Claus this year it is that she can do anything. Did you know she trained to become a sleigh pilot this year? Maybe that is why she has taken charge of the Flight Command Center for now. Mrs. Claus is bound and determined to see Santa […]
North Pole Navy Ready to Move
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We just learned that the North Pole Navy has been outfitted with high-speed engines that make them capable of covering large distances in a short amount of time. If Santa needs them anywhere on earth he need only say the word. Here is the latest in radio news: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | […]
South Pole Could Help Santa Deliver
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Santa has a small operation down at the North Pole — just a tiny little outpost. We have seen him use it in year’s past for different reasons. And it looks like he may use it again this year. We just don’t know what for! Here’s the latest radio news: — Elf Ernest The Big […]
Trackers a Bright Spot for Operation Merry Christmas
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The Certified Santa Trackers working to help Santa get around the world could do just enough to free up elf power at the North Pole. In fact, according to Santa, they could save Christmas this year. Here’s the latest radio news: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa […]
Christmas Eve Begins!
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With the tick of the clock it is all of a sudden Christmas Eve — in the South Pacific. We don’t care where it is Christmas Eve. We’ll celebrate it with anyone! Here’s the report from the radio: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
World Wide Radio Coverage About to Start
For the past 11 hours Santa Trackers have had their own radio broadcast to hear on Kringle Radio — and now it is time for the world to tune in as we begin our annual Tracking Santa Around the World Show. The show features our news anchors stationed all over the world providing coverage of […]
North Pole Navy Deployed for Christmas Duty
For the third consecutive year Santa is making use of the North Pole Navy in the execution of Operation Merry Christmas. We don’t know yet what role these ships will play. The are four ships in the North Pole Navy: the Gloria, Crystal, Ginger and Noel. The Gloria is presently in the South Pacific. The […]
Weather Creates a Flight Crisis at the North Pole
Over the summer Santa created quite the mystery by heading a construction project that resulted in thousands of new sleighs. Those sleighs have been taken out of storage and reindeer are being hitched to them as fast as they can make it happen. Oddly, those sleighs are leaving the North Pole — empty. I’m not […]
