The North Pole Flight Command Center is starting to make some progress in getting these thousands of sleighs out of the weather of the North Pole. And now we have all these sleigh convoys flying around out there. There are so many sleighs in the skies now you could see one now and then. Especially […]
It’s frightful outside but the brave test pilots who work for months on Santa’s sleigh are about to take to the skies for one final test flight. This is a Christmas eve tradition. We’ll cover that flight over the next several hours. It should come home in time for a good wash and wax before […]
You should hear the howling wind outside my window right now. We experience blizzards here at the North Pole all the time. But this one is a whopper. No wonder the Flight Command Center is having issues. Santa won’t have any problems with this. Here’s the latest from Kringle Radio: — Elf Ernest The Big […]
Santa Claus has never failed to deliver. Remember that. You read it here first. But the early going of the delivery phase of Operation Merry Christmas has many elves here at the North Pole really worried. You want a bad sign? Look at the sugar cookie pool. This is the lunchroom betting pool that gauges […]
It is not unusual for Santa’s Workshop to be working so late. It has happened many times before. But I just spoke to Elf Bernard, head guy over at the workshop. He just kind of threw up his hands. “The good news,” he said, “is that we have never produced at the level we are […]
Industrious elves at the North Pole Flight Command Center have swung open the back doors of the sleigh barn to let sleighs leave the other way. They do not open both doors at the same time, but rather through an alternative pattern made possible by putting six strong elves on each door and then timing […]
The steady march of time has clock-watchers at the North Pole nervous and citizens of the world excited — at least for today. In the past few minutes, Christmas Eve has started in parts of Asia. It is a small milestone, one that speaks more to the work to be done than the work that […]
The always-generous country of Russia has offered Santa the full use of several of their airbases for the duration of weekend. Santa has politely declined the offer, saying the North Pole has the situation well in hand. Santa has a very good relationship with the Russian government and the Russian people. In fact, they love […]
Rumors are flying as more and more senior elves at the North Pole openly debate delaying Santa’s launch. The Flight Command Center has been a focus of Operation Merry Christmas so far here in the early going but at least they are operating on time. The real problem, and most senior elves here would agree, […]
The North Pole Christmas Party ain’t happening right now. Usually it is moving along as elves finish up their work. But with the workshop so far behind everyone is trying to help them out as much as they can. While they continue to work the Christmas party will just be put on hold. That’s okay. […]
