About Elf Ernest
Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels.
Entries by Elf Ernest
Reindeer Mystery Deepens
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Hi ho, everyone! Happy Friday! Well, our mystery of the missing reindeer just became a bit more perplexing. An emergency dispatch from our crew of elves at the South Pole asked for equipment for the care and feeding of thousands of reindeer. Our crew at the South Pole consists of one elf and his trusty […]
New Worries About Santa’s Workshop
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Howdy all! After a meeting today folks are starting to worry a little about the workshop. They are still ahead of schedule but not as much as they were before. I actually should have predicted for you that this was going to happen. It’s the nature of things at Christmas. Kids will write in with […]
Santa Rallies the Elves
Happy Wednesday all! Well, it seems that Santa’s message yesterday was not meant just for you. He gathered all the elves together late last night and basically told them the same thing. Lighten up! Have fun! It’s Christmas! I think the elves left the meeting feeling a lot better about things. But the clock is […]
Santa Encourages Christmas Cheer
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Merry Greetings! I had a meeting today with Santa Claus in his office. You should see his office. It’s like a Christmas wonderland in there. What other office in the world has a year round, never-melt snowman in it? It’s real snow, too. I don’t know how Santa does it. Anyway, when an elf is […]
Planes Bringing Supplies to the North Pole
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Happy Monday, everybody! The North Pole airport is actually a long, long way from Santa’s North Pole compound. But planes and submarines are using the airport as a means of helping Santa get supplies sent to the North Pole. We are having to shuttle those supplies from the airport by dog sled and by snowmobile. […]
Celebrating St. Nicholas
The questions we get asked about Santa Claus never stop. Kids just cannot get enough information about him. We are pleased to present a video that tells the ancient origins of Santa and watching it will help any child come to understand Santa today. This is a very old story, one that dates back to […]
Worldwide Hunt for Santa’s Reindeer Launched
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Hi everyone! No sooner had I posted yesterday’s news than we received word from many sources that a worldwide hunt for Santa’s reindeer is underway. The North Pole Post Office acknowledges the receipt of hundreds of pictures of reindeer from around the world. These pictures are coming from nearly every continent showing herds of reindeer […]
Can Christmas Happen without Reindeer?
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Merry Saturday, everyone! A petition of sorts has arrived at the North Pole and it claims to have a solution to the reindeer problem. If Santa cannot fly by reindeer a coalition of military units with planes and helicopters is offering to fly Santa on Christmas Eve. Santa has politely declined the offer with thanks […]
Weather Trouble Possible for Christmas Eve
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Hi everyone! I received a bulletin from the North Pole Weather and Tracking Center indicating that forecasters are watching a weather phenomenon called “polar vortex voluminous” which really means a big storm could be on the way. This isn’t anything unusual or that the North Pole can’t handle. We have survived big storms like this […]
Elf Victor Still Absent from the North Pole
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Howdy one and all! Santa joined in a staff meeting today by Skype. Santa spends most of his time away from the North Pole at this time of the year. He attends a lot of events because it puts him in contact face to face with more children that way. But another missing face at […]
North Pole Medical Center Fights Off Sickness
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Hi ho, neighbor! Elves at the North Pole are making their way to see Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock today and his merry team of nurses to receive preventative treatment against the Bah Hum Bug virus – a terrible flu-like sickness that in years past has crippled the North Pole. Some get a shot or […]



