Entries by Elf Ernest
Santa Names the Sleigh
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Santa has named the sleigh. After reviewing a list of millions of submissions Santa and Mrs. Claus selected the name from a list of finalists. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In […]
Reindeer Hitched to the Sleigh
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The reindeer are being hitched to the sleigh right now. It is a very involved process that takes some time. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas […]
Sugar Cookie Bets Turn Against Santa
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Sugar cookie bets are being placed by elves at the North Pole Christmas party. The early betting is going against Santa. That usually doesn’t hold though. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): […]
Sector 5 is in the Red Zone
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Sector 5 – also known as North and Central America – is finally celebrating Christmas Eve. That means they are in the Red Zone. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the […]
Sleigh Moved into Position for Launch
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Santa’s sleigh has been moved into launch position. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone (It’s […]
Backup Reindeer Sent from the North Pole
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Santa has a backup team of reindeer. In a sign that Santa’s launch is coming soon that backup team of reindeer have just been dispatched from the North Pole. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & […]
Reindeer Getting Ready to Fly
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Santa’s reindeer are rested, fed and raring to take off in just a few hours. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 3 (Africa […]
North Pole Christmas Party Underway
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It’s Christmas at the North Pole, too. So there’s a party going on. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): […]
Analysts Predict Trouble for Santa’s Flight
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Analysts are saying Santa’s flight is in trouble with this old sleigh. Santa won’t listen to them. Neither should you. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas […]
All About that 50-Year-Old Sleigh
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Santa is going to fly a sleigh that is 50 years old. It hasn’t seen action since December 24th, 1972. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas […]
Santa Returns to Launch the Sleigh
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Santa has returned to the North Pole. He finds the weather horrible, the sleigh situation a mess and his flight plans completely in disarray. Thank goodness he knows what to do. Worldwide Status Update – North Pole Flight Command: Fully Operational – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone (It’s Christmas Eve) – Sector 2 […]
Tracking Santa Online 1991-2026
