Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa Talks About Being Naughty

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Greetings! There is a belief that Santa keeps a list of kids who are naughty and nice. A lot of people believe that and from looking over the mail we get here a lot of kids especially are worried that Santa might think they are naughty. To be honest, I’ve never seen a naughty list. […]

Reindeer Games Winner Announced

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After days of competition at the Reindeer games we have a winner! This year’s winner is a surprise. The top prize went to a young buck named Quincy, a 2 year old Finland native who was competing in the games for the first time. He beat out several top names in the games with his […]

Santa Wants More Secret Spies

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As anticipation for Santa’s flight builds so too does the need for as many people as possible around the world to help Santa — he needs elves! Yes, you can begin your elf career by registering free to become an elf and taking on your first assignment as one of Santa’s Secret Spies. A Santa […]

North Pole Production Falls Behind

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Howdy! Tough news today out of Santa’s Workshop — things are a little bogged down. Elf Bernard indicates that with a recent unexpected shortage of glue — of all things! — production has slowed in Santa’s workshop. “We don’t use glue for a lot of things,” Elf Bernard admitted, “but we use it for small […]

Weather Center Urges Santa to Use South Pole

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Merry Christmas, friends! Elf Billy in the Weather and Tracking Center made an unusual suggestion to Santa today: he said Santa should think of launching from the South Pole this year. The Weather Center is predicting such bad weather around Santa’s scheduled launch time that Elf Billy thinks it would be a good idea to […]

Why Candy Canes are Bad for Reindeer

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Greetings, Elves! The reindeer games are now underway. From my window I can see them out there in the snow, running, jumping, and flying all over the place. It is impressive, to say the least. Today in a meeting Elf Victor said he was going to put out a memo to all elves working at […]

Is Rudolph Sick?

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Hi-ho, Merry Friends! It’s Monday at the North Pole and there is some concern over at Santa’s Stables about Rudolph. Yes, that Rudolph. Nobody has seen Rudolph for several days. He’s here but he is not coming out to play. I called Elf Victor today to ask him about it. “Rudolph is fine,” Elf Victor […]

Elves Writing Christmas Poetry Today

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Howdy Santa fans, Have you got the hang of TrackingSanta.net yet? Elf Billy wanted me to ask. It’s Sunday here at the North Pole and that means another day of rest. There is a poetry contest Elf Beulah is running (Elf Beulah is an English teacher at a local school here at the North Pole). […]

What Kind of Cookies to Make for Santa?

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Hi gang, Yesterday’s post about becoming an elf sure resulted in a lot of emails. Oddly enough, many of you are concerned about…cookies. I’m not even kidding. So many of you are so concerned with doing things right that the details of your questions are becoming very specific. And the question of the day many […]

How to Become an Elf

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Hi Christmas friends! Without a doubt the most common question we get asked here at the North Pole is this: how do I become an elf? Everyone wants to be an elf. And why not? Why take a job doing something you don’t like when you can work for Santa? We understand — every one […]

Reindeer Games Kick Off

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Merry Snowy Greetings! Elf Billy wasn’t kidding — we have been getting A LOT of snow! Since last I wrote to you we have received more than a foot of snow. That is not unusual for the North Pole. It has Elf Victor anxious to get the reindeer out to work in it. Reindeer, while […]