Santa is still in Finland, his location unchanged since we last reported. “I think we have a lot of excited kids in Europe,” Elf Quinton chuckled. “Santa told me he wants to give them a little more time to get completely asleep.” In the meantime, I’m told Santa is enjoying a cold turkey sandwich with […]
Santa is outside the city of Kittila in Northern Finland and he may be there for a little bit. He is changing his reindeer once again, going back to the team he started with more than 15 hours ago — Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and, of course, Rudolph. “They should be […]
Santa continues to blaze an incredible trail, visiting cities all over Africa, the Ukraine, the Middle East and now even parts of Europe. Minsk is the northern-most city to report. But we have likewise heard from Ankara, Kiev, Odesa, Bucharest, and Athens. We expect the lockdown in the Command Center to be ending soon. — […]
Mogadishu is happy this hour as reports have come in about Santa’s visit there. Santa is really moving! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 95774 mph Reindeer Status: Record setting speeds being attained at this time. Latest Secret Spy Reports: Non-Christmas […]
Cairo is now reporting a Merry Christmas. So too is Jerusalem. Santa likes to sometimes stop in Bethlehem but we have receive no communication about those plans for this year. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 97144 mph Reindeer Status: Record […]
Santa was cheered as he flew over the skies of Baghdad. Some people did not know what was happening though because Santa appeared only as a streak across the skies. But within minutes we started to receive word from all over Iraq that Santa has visited there. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at […]
The City of Tehran says they have welcomed Santa Claus “as an international ambassador of goodwill” in the past hour. We have received a few rumors that Santa’s sleigh was shot at over Iran but those have not been confirmed by any reliable source. “That would be impossible,” said Elf Quinton. “A bullet could never […]
Santa has replaced his replacement team. The All-Girl team of Reindeer — whose names I do not know because Elf Agent X says they are classified — is now leading Santa’s sleigh into Iran. Elf Quinton did see my last update and he came out of the locked down Tracking Center to explain some things […]
Vorkuta, a city in Russia, has reported a Merry Christmas in the past little while. We are receiving reports of Santa all over the place, but most of these are unconfirmed at this time. Hopefully more news will be available soon. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: […]
Way up north by the Arctic Circle above northern Russia a flaming vapor trail was just reported moments ago. Unless someone fired a missile or a rocket that has to be Santa Claus. If the reports are true — and we believe they are because we’ve been in constant contact with military sources from many […]
Reports coming out of Kabul are saying that Santa has been there. Military outposts are reporting Santa came into Kabul low and extremely fast. Rumors of him being accompanied by several other sleighs have not been confirmed. Please stand by for more information. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command […]
