Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels. You can read more about him at this link.
Cairo is now reporting a Merry Christmas. So too is Jerusalem. Santa likes to sometimes stop in Bethlehem but we have receive no communication about those plans for this year. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 97144 mph Reindeer Status: Record […]
The Middle East is reporting visits from Santa all over the place: Qatar, Riyahd, and Kuwait City are all reporting a Merry Christmas right now. Santa is moving at a very high rate of speed. He could be in Europe within an hour or so! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North […]
Santa was cheered as he flew over the skies of Baghdad. Some people did not know what was happening though because Santa appeared only as a streak across the skies. But within minutes we started to receive word from all over Iraq that Santa has visited there. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at […]
The City of Tehran says they have welcomed Santa Claus “as an international ambassador of goodwill” in the past hour. We have received a few rumors that Santa’s sleigh was shot at over Iran but those have not been confirmed by any reliable source. “That would be impossible,” said Elf Quinton. “A bullet could never […]
Santa has replaced his replacement team. The All-Girl team of Reindeer — whose names I do not know because Elf Agent X says they are classified — is now leading Santa’s sleigh into Iran. Elf Quinton did see my last update and he came out of the locked down Tracking Center to explain some things […]
Vorkuta, a city in Russia, has reported a Merry Christmas in the past little while. We are receiving reports of Santa all over the place, but most of these are unconfirmed at this time. Hopefully more news will be available soon. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: […]
Way up north by the Arctic Circle above northern Russia a flaming vapor trail was just reported moments ago. Unless someone fired a missile or a rocket that has to be Santa Claus. If the reports are true — and we believe they are because we’ve been in constant contact with military sources from many […]
Reports coming out of Kabul are saying that Santa has been there. Military outposts are reporting Santa came into Kabul low and extremely fast. Rumors of him being accompanied by several other sleighs have not been confirmed. Please stand by for more information. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command […]
Santa’s sleigh has been declared under a special security alert. That does NOT mean something is wrong with Santa or the sleigh. It means that for some reason we cannot know exactly where he is or what he is doing at this time. We are entriely dependent upon world reports now of Santa’s visits. We […]
Santa is in northern Siberia again, visiting remote Russian villages. This is one of his most favorite parts of the world and he tends to spend a lot of time there. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 52 mph Reindeer Status: […]
Calcutta is reporting Santa’s visit at this hour. In fact, we’re receiving reports of sleigh sightings all over India. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 12458 mph Reindeer Status: Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Severe weather reported all over the US […]
Sri Lanka has now reported that Santa Claus has been there. Meanwhile, we are receiving via Santa’s secret spies numerous reports of severe weather, tornado sightings, high winds and heavy rains all across the US south and southeast. Please be careful out there and thank your for your continued reports. They are very helpful. — […]
