Santa has blazed south into Africa for the first time, covering eastern coastal cities and Madagascar. He continues to keep a terrifically fast pace. Elf Billy tells me that Elf Hugo has been sent to fetch the A-Team of Santa’s reindeer from where Santa left them hours ago to rest. Elf Hugo will be picking […]
We’ve got reports coming in from all over the Middle East. Oman, Dubai, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Baghdad — cities, towns and entire countries are all reporting Santa’s visits. “We’ve got another new record!” Elf Quinton exclaimed. “Santa is moving faster than ever!” This is not unusual at this stage of Santa’s flight. In fact, many […]
Santa headed back north and now we’re receiving reports from Moscow. Folks seem to be very happy there. Santa is working at a blistering pace. It is at this point every year where he seems to be everywhere at once. We wonder if Santa will be able to do that as well this year while […]
Elves in the Tracking Department are expressing alarm at Santa’s current position — he’s all the way down in Sri Lanka. We have received multiple confirmations that Santa has visited there too, bringing a Merry Christmas to a number of people there. “I don’t know how he did that. He told us he was going […]
Santa got impatient waiting for the sleigh repair crew from the North Pole and loaded Mrs. Claus’ sleigh and hitched the reindeer to it and took off. Mrs. Claus is now stranded in Northern Russia with a sleigh that won’t fly. But have no worries, a rescue crew is on the way to help her. […]
Santa Claus is still on the ground in Russia. He’s eaten lunch with Mrs. Claus but is getting very anxious to get back in the air, citing concerns for kids in his home country of Turkey, for some reason. But Santa can’t fly right now due to a damaged sleigh. Elf Quinton has a team […]
Santa is again up near the artic circle in Northern Russia visiting coast fishing villages and military outposts. We are hearing radio reports in the tracking center of communication between his sleigh and the sleigh Mrs. Claus left on just a short time ago. Apparently Santa will be stopping soon to lunch with Mrs. Claus. […]
Troops and villagers in Afganistan and in parts of Pakistan are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. While there are security concerns in this part of the world Elf Agent X reports that there have been no problems. The frenzy continues at the North Pole with both the workshop and Wrapping Department working at […]
