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Santa is in Thailand

Santa has been welcomed to Thailand. The military there sent jet fighters to escort Santa. But Santa waved them off. Those puny jets just slow him down. Santa hates when the military guys do this, like they are doing him some kind…
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Jakarta Welcomes Santa

Santa Claus has arrived in Jakarta. There are a LOT of people in Jakarta. I wonder if it will take Santa more time to get through there. I doubt it. Up here at the North Pole the Christmas party is under way at the Claus residence. They…
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Vietnam Reports Santa is There

Vietnam just called. They say Santa is there. We say, "we know". And Merry Christmas. What do they expect me to say when they call me with this stuff? Some of these countries are pretty funny. And silly. -- Elf Ernest Click…
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Taiwan Celebrates Santa

Santa has arrived now in Taiwan. I think some people in Taiwan were caught by surprise. We just got a phone call from a lady there who said she needed Santa to leave and come back later. She hasn't even unpacked her stocking from last year.…
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Santa Arrives in Mainland China

China, Santa has arrived. China is another one of those really big countries. It may seem Santa is here for hours. But he will be moving on soon towards the west. Just watch. I've seen Santa do this before. -- Elf Ernest Click…
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Santa is in the Philippines

Santa is in the Philippines now. I was just looking at the big map and I just realized that to many of you it doesn't appear that Santa is making progress. He just keeps moving from north to south. But trust me. I've watched this happen…
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Singapore Reports!

Santa is in Singapore. Already. I'm looking at the flight logs and I just can't believe that Santa is moving this fast. They may put this flight down in the history books and read about it some day. And what's even more unusual is…
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Perth Welcomes Santa

Back in Australia -- again! The city of Perth is reporting and we can confirm that indeed Santa Claus is there. Santa continues to fool us with this crazy flight pattern. But he knows what he is doing. He is way ahead in his deliveries…
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North Korea WELCOMES Santa

Well this is a shocker. Santa went straight to North Korea -- and North Korea welcomed Santa with open arms. This hasn't happened in years there. We don't know what happened. But the North Koreans didn't do anything weird or hostile…
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Santa in South Korea

See what I mean? All of a sudden Santa is in South Korea -- which is right next to North Korea. I'll bet they weren't expecting Santa so early. But then again, Santa could change his mind and go somewhere completely different on his…
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Surprise! Japan Receives Santa Gladly

Santa just made one of his unpredictable zig-zags. He shot straight north and is, we can officially confirm, in Japan at the moment. This is normal and no cause for any alarm. Maybe it is a move to throw off the North Koreans. Something…
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Darwin Reports A Merry Christmas

It is hard to say that Santa left the North Pole 9 hours ago and yet he's still delivering to Australia. Some people might be discouraged by that. But if you're just joining our coverage you should know that Santa is well ahead of his…