Elf Families Begin Gathering for Santa’s Launch
For some, it might be reminiscent of gathering to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. Folks come out of their homes, carrying lawn chairs and bringing food, all smiling and festively greeting others looking for a big show in the sky very…
Elf Agent X Deploys Elves Around the World
No cause for alarm, this is just routine: in the past hour Elf Agent X sent the order to deploy millions of elves around the world for duty in aiding in Santa's flight. Aside from the millions of Secert Spies Elf Agent X has enlisted in the…
Santa Heads in for a Long Winter’s Nap
I was walking over to the stables a few minutes ago when I ran into Santa. He said that he was just checking on the team one last time before he went to bed. He said the next time he will see them is when he walks out to get in the sleigh.…
Mrs. Claus Cranks Out a Record Volume of Sugar Cookies
We've been so busy here at the North Pole that it has been a while since we checked in on Mrs. Claus. This is one of the biggest days of the year for her because she personally oversees getting Santa ready to fly. With all the reindeer problems…
Elves Rush to Get Santa’s Sleigh Ready
I just spoke with Elf Quinton. While the crisis unfolded with the reindeer Elf Quinton and his team in Research and Development continued to work with Santa's new sleigh to stabilize the ride.
"I don't know," Elf Quinton said. "I just got…
Santa Says the Kids Save the Day
What an incredible story unfolding at the North Pole at this hour! All of Santa's reindeer appear to be healthy and they are getting ready to fly. According to Elf Victor, the credit goes to the baby reindeer born over the past month at the…
Where Are All the Baby Reindeer?
It has been bothering me for a while that I cannot find Elf Victor or Elf Lionel or even Santa to find out what is going on with the reindeer situation. As of just a few hours ago we had terrible news about Santa's reindeer and it appeared that…
Good news! Rudolph Flying Around the North Pole
Rudolph was among the 5 A-team reindeer to be diagnosed with the Sleigh Bell Virus yesterday but just moments ago I saw him flying laps around the flagpole in the middle of the North Pole. I couldn't believe it so I rushed over to the stables…
Santa Tends to Reindeer Personally
With just hours to go until liftoff Santa should be working with Elf Billy on finalizing his route and receiving all of the latest weather updates. Instead Santa is in the stables personally tending to all of the sick reindeer. I tried to…
Santa Worried About Reindeer; Anxiety Spreads at the North Pole
With liftoff just a couple of days away, Santa is worried about the health of the reindeer. Over 600 of them have now become ill with what we have started referring to as the Sleigh Bell Virus. I caught up with Santa just a little while ago.
"We've…
More Reindeer Fall Sick at the North Pole
I ran into a nervous looking Elf Victor this morning on my way into the office. I could tell something wasn't right so I flagged him down to see what was going on.
"We've had 130 more reindeer come down sick overnight." Elf Victor told…
Dasher Doesn’t Feel Very Well
****BREAKING NEWS****
This just in from Santa's Stables: Elf Victor Reports that Dasher, one of Santa's finest reindeer, has taken ill. It is unknown at this time how serious Dasher's condition is or whether or not he will be able to fly…
