Problems with Santa's Sleigh
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Reports Confirm Issues with Test Flights of Santa’s Sleigh

As reported earlier this week, North Pole News can now confirm that official reports from test pilots flying Santa’s sleigh show the sleigh is operating “sluggishly”. A report, from test pilot Elf Yancy Crumbleigh dated September…
Santa in Canada
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Santa is in Canada

Santa Claus was famously missing from the return of Santa’s reindeer yesterday because he was in Canada trying to negotiate with government officials there for a location for Sector 5’s Regional Tracking Center. “The Saga of Sector…
Elf Supervisors
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Elf Supervisors Meet

Each of the five sectors on the Santa Tracking Map is led by an Elf Supervisor, who is responsible for all North Pole activity within a sector when Santa flies. The Elf Supervisors are at the North Pole this week, meeting with Elf Crash…
Santa
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Santa Sets a New Record in Return to the North Pole

News Bulletin: Santa has safely returned home to the North Pole and is the proud holder of a new all-time speed record. Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status -North Pole Flight…
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Elves Rush Back to the North Pole

News Bulletin: All those elves working away from the North Pole for Santa's flight are rushing to get back for the big Christmas party. Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status…
Santa
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Santa is in Hawaii

News Bulletin: Santa is not slowing down to smell the pineapples. Hawaii is having a Merry Christmas. Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status -North Pole Flight Command Sector…
Navy
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North Pole Navy Gets a Visit from Santa

News Bulletin: Santa remembers everyone - even the elves of the North Pole Navy Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status -North Pole Flight Command Sector 1 - Merry Christmas! Sector…
Tahiti
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Tahiti Has a Merry Christmas

News Bulletin: Tahiti can finally celebrate Santa's arrival and a Merry Christmas. Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status -North Pole Flight Command Sector 1 - Merry Christmas! Sector…
North Pole
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North Pole Gets Ready for Santa’s Return

News Bulletin: There's a party going on at the North Pole. And Santa is barreling towards it at record speed. Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status -North Pole Flight Command Sector…
Alaska
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Alaska Reports a Merry Christmas

News Bulletin: Santa is all over the Great State of Alaska now. Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status -North Pole Flight Command Sector 1 - Merry Christmas! Sector 2 - Merry…
Santa
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Santa Surprises Area 51

News Bulletin: Area 51 is known for unidentified flying objects. But they had no problem identifying Santa. Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status -North Pole Flight Command Sector…
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Mrs. Claus Heading to Hawaii

News Bulletin: Mrs. Claus traditionally meets Santa in Hawaii each Christmas Eve. She's leaving the North Pole a little early. Santa Tracker Map - Click here to see the latest location of Santa's sleigh Santa Tracking Status -North Pole…