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Help Name Santa’s Sleigh

While we are now only 90 minutes away from whatever this big historic event is we remind you that it is NOT too late to enter your ideas for the naming of Santa’s sleigh this year. Santa names the sleigh just before he takes off and…
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12 Hours Until Santa Launches

Breaking news! Twelve hours from now Santa launches. Just 12 hours left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things here at the North Pole are very, very busy. The workshop is going a billion miles per hour, trying their best to get everything done. I understand…
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Santa’s Sleigh Returns to the North Pole

Santa’s sleigh just returned to the North Pole. I saw it land just moments ago. It appears the sleigh is undamaged and that Elf Vernon and those with him on the flight are unhurt. Elves from the Research and Development Department…
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Test Flight Chased from Iran

Breaking News! Evidently the Iranians are serious about getting Santa’s sleigh out of Iran. They have just fired a missile of some sort at it. Elves in the Tracking Center assure me that the sleigh is in no danger. Elf Vernon is…
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Iranian Government Protests the North Pole

More breaking news! Alarm bells are now going off in MY department. We just received an official notice of complaint from the government of Iran in Tehran. They are demanding that Santa Claus order the sleigh out of Iranian airspace immediately.…
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Sleigh Runs Into Trouble Over Iran

Breaking News! Alarms are going off in the Tracking Center and lots of radio activity can be heard there. Evidently Santa’s sleigh is on a test flight and they are now over the skies of Iran. Since entering Iranian airspace the alarms…
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Test Flight Breaks a Speed Record

He did it! Elf Vernon, test piloting Santa’s sleigh, did indeed set an all time speed record for Santa’s sleigh while over the Atlantic ocean a short time ago. Elf Quinton watched it on the sleigh cam in the tracking center, where…
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Santa Announces Historic Launch Event

Breaking news! We have been told to expect a “history-making” event in about eight hours. Santa himself made the announcement. We’re curious what he is talking about. In 8 hours it will still be too early for Santa to take…
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New Sleigh Features Reindeer Cooling Technology

In discussing Santa’s sleigh with Elf Quinton in the past hour he shared some more information with me I did not know. This new sleigh is not only the biggest Santa has ever flown it is also the most technologically advance vehicle…
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Santa’s Sleigh Buzzes Toronto

The test flight of Santa’s sleigh continues over Canada. The Tracking Center has the sleigh right now near the city of Toronto, where many, many people are big fans of Santa. If we get any eyewitness reports of the sleigh, we’ll…
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Test Flight Spotted Over Winnipeg

Hey all! Early reports of sightings of Santa’s sleigh are starting to come in. Moments ago we received excited communications from folks living near Winnipeg in central Canada who have seen Santa’s sleigh streaking through the skies…
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Santa’s Sleigh Sent on Final Test Flight

Hi all! A very nervous Elf Quinton has carefully handed over Santa’s actual sleigh to an elf test pilot for one final test spin of the sleigh around the world. It is shiny new. “We do this flight because we have to make sure everything…