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Santa Visits the Holy Land
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News Recap: The Holy Land welcomes Santa, a favorite stop of his. Some troubles at a data center at the North Pole.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued>
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Moscow, Saudi Arabia, Finland, Congo

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Enjoying interacting with people this Christmas
Sleigh: Excellent
Reindeer: Doing very well
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Investigating hackers who could be overheating North Pole servers.

Merry Christmas

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