Multiple Reports of Santa in London
News Recap: The Royal Air Force confirms Santa is in England. Meanwhile, Sector 4 has received their stand down order.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
France, Cabo Verde, Iceland, Greenland, Ponto Delgado
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Feeling jolly
– Sleigh: Outstanding
– Reindeer: Trying to get the sleigh bells to play Here Comes Santa Claus
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Looking at the wackos in Peabody, Maine. Again.
