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Multiple Reports of Santa in London
Multiple Reports of Santa in London 1
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News Recap: The Royal Air Force confirms Santa is in England. Meanwhile, Sector 4 has received their stand down order.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
France, Cabo Verde, Iceland, Greenland, Ponto Delgado

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Feeling jolly
Sleigh: Outstanding
Reindeer: Trying to get the sleigh bells to play Here Comes Santa Claus
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Looking at the wackos in Peabody, Maine. Again.

Merry Christmas

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