Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas
News Recap: Santa is in Samoa delivering a Merry Christmas.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Yuzno, Guam, ships in the Northern Pacific
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Warm, working in shirt sleeves
– Sleigh: Sand reported in the sleigh runners
– Reindeer: Eating mango
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Rumors of having it wrapped up
– North Pole Security: Kidnap plot thwarted in Nova Scotia
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