Elf Crash Talks with Elf Ed Zachary
Elf Crash Murphy had Elf Ed Zachary, Director of the News Department at the North Pole, as his secret guest in our 2nd Christmas-in-July Saturday Night Chat. Elf Ed Zachary was able to give us the scoop on a couple of breaking news stories that haven’t yet come to us. Here is that conversation:
| Elf Westover | Is it Ernest? |
| Elf Westover | Hey my friend! |
| Crash Murphy | No, Elf Ernest is at the controls tonight. Everyone behave! |
| Elf Ulan | Hi Elf Ernest! |
| Santa Fan2828 | hi elf ulan |
| Elf Westover | I’m going into Middle School this year… Wish me luck! |
| Elf Ernest | Hi elves…I’m just hanging out tonight. Nothing official from me. |
| Elf Ernest | Crash, your secret guest is on his way…. |
| Elf Westover | Thats alright Ernest! |
| Elf Westover | I know you know my gramps! |
| Crash Murphy | Middle school…ALREADY!!!??? |
| Elf Ulan | Hi Elf Westover! |
| Elf Westover | I was little before look at me… |
| Crash Murphy | Yeah, I know him. That guy makes a mean rack of ribs, let me tell ya. |
| Elf Westover | Hi there! |
| Crash Murphy | Yes, I’ve seen the pictures you’ve been posting. Looking good! |
| Elf Westover | My Gramps? |
| Elf Westover | Thanks! |
| Crash Murphy | Yea, Gramps can do meat. My goodness. |
| Elf Westover | You’ve tried it? |
| Crash Murphy | I saw him about two weeks ago. We ate like you wouldn’t believe. Pork loin. |
| Elf Westover | Does he leave for you on Christmas Eve? |
| Crash Murphy | He only lets YOU call him Gramps though. I called him Gramps and he threw some BBQ sauce at me. |
| Elf Westover | Oh really!? I can make Hamburgers on my gramps grill! |
| Jayden01 | Hello |
| Crash Murphy | OK, gang, guess we better get this party started. It’s the top of the hour. |
| Elf Westover | WHY?! |
| Crash Murphy | Cause I called him Gramps. |
| Elf Westover | About your secret guest? |
| Jayden01 | Hello crash murphy |
| Crash Murphy | Tonight it’s Saturday – well, it’s night for me. What time is it for all of you. |
| Crash Murphy | Hello, Jayden. |
| Elf Westover | Well you can call him gramps! He’s going crazy lately! |
| Jayden01 | It’s 7 01 here |
| Crash Murphy | Oooh, Elf Sugar Cookie is here. WOW |
| Elf Ulan | It’s 8am, Sunday here. Lol |
| Elf Westover | Its 5 02 here |
| Crash Murphy | He’s not crazy. He’s a good guy. |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Hi Elf Crash! How are you? |
| Jayden01 | Is Santa real |
| Crash Murphy | What time is it for Elf Ulan? |
| Elf Westover | I know but we have some family problems right now… |
| Crash Murphy | Is Santa real? Real…what? |
| Elf Westover | OF COURSE HE IS! IF HE WERENT YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE! |
| Elf Ulan | 8:02, SUNDAY! |
| Crash Murphy | (It is Sunday for me too, Elf Ulan) |
| Jayden01 | Ok |
| Elf Westover | People keep saying that when I ask other kids to! O my gosh |
| Crash Murphy | I can’t tell ya’ll where I am tonight though. |
| Elf Ulan | Oh, you, too, Crash! XD |
| Crash Murphy | Since my guest is not here yet, let’s get the questions for me out of the way |
| Elf Westover | Thats fine! |
| Jayden01 | Can you stop by my house crash murphy |
| Crash Murphy | Who has a question for me? |
| Elf Westover | … |
| Crash Murphy | Jayden….what for? You need help mowing the lawn or something? |
| Elf Ulan | I have! |
| Elf Westover | He isn’t Santa! |
| Elf Westover | XD! |
| Crash Murphy | Fire away, Elf Ulan. |
| Elf Ulan | Thank you! I heard about a major elf retirement. Do you know who it is? |
| Jayden01 | Ask Santa if he can bring you and the elfs and comet I really want to see comet |
| Elf Westover | Oh yes I reported about that |
| Crash Murphy | Comet? Why Comet? I love Comet. But he can be a little stinky sometimes. |
| Elf Westover | Its a rumor its not confirmed |
| Elf Ulan | Yeah, Elf Westover |
| Elf Westover | I could use a stop by as well Crash if your able |
| Crash Murphy | A major elf retirement. Yes, I know who it is. Or, rather, who it was. |
| Elf Westover | I need some more Christmas stuff for Christmas in july for my desk |
| Crash Murphy | That’s kind of an ongoing story. I plan to tell Elf Westover about it and then he can make another video to discuss it |
| Elf Westover | Its not a rumor anymore its confirmed? |
| Elf Ulan | Who it was! Is the elf who I know? |
| Elf Westover | Ok Crash |
| Elf Westover | I’ll tell you with my news |
| Crash Murphy | Nothing is confirmed. Santa took that elf with him on his trip to where he is with the North Pole Navy. They’re talking. |
| Jayden01 | I’m going swimming in the pool I’m getting of here bye yall |
| Elf Westover | Ok |
| Elf Westover | Have fun! |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Bye, Jayden! |
| Crash Murphy | Goodby Jayden! |
| Elf Westover | Hey Elf Ed Zachary! |
| Elf Ulan | Bye! |
| Elf Ed Zachary | I’m fashionably late! |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Sorry, Crash |
| Elf Westover | Thats fine |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Hi Elf Ed Zachary! |
| Elf Westover | Looks like we got most of the news group here! LOL |
| Elf Ulan | Hello, Elf Ed Zachary! |
| Crash Murphy | It’s all good. |
| Crash Murphy | Elf Ed Zachary is my secret guest tonight. He’s the Director of North Pole News. |
| Crash Murphy | Mr. Zachary, what’s the news? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Speed records, Crash? |
| Elf Westover | Hahaha! |
| Crash Murphy | For the test flights? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | No, for the North Pole Navy |
| Elf Westover | I’m listening… |
| Elf Westover | Ok nevermind… |
| Elf Ulan | Me too! |
| Crash Murphy | The Navy set a speed record? You mean, for going so slow? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | No, for going so FAST! |
| Elf Westover | Hi Elf Ed Zachary! |
| Elf Westover | Ok wow is everything ok? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | The Jingle Bell went from the North Atlanta off the coast of Greenland to the very tip of Argentina in less than a day. That’s moving. |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Wow!! |
| Crash Murphy | It did? Wow. But why? What’s their hurry? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | That’s what we’re trying to chase down. |
| Elf Westover | Christmas in July is this week. What are you doing? grilling up some wieners? |
| Crash Murphy | That’s just skimming the top of the water. They’re not powered by reindeer, so how did they do it? |
| Elf Ulan | Are the test flights going to move there? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | The test flights are moving fast too. I know you follow those closely, Elf Ulan. |
| Elf Ed Zachary | But we don’t have any idea why the Jingle Bell is moving so fast, where it is going to or why. |
| Crash Murphy | Is Santa on the Jingle Bell? |
| Elf Westover | I might take care of that sometimes |
| Elf Ulan | Thank you, Elf Ed Zachary! Yes, I do it every day! |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Come to think of it, yes, he is. |
| Elf Westover | Jingle Bell? Whats that? a Sleigh? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | That might be why. Santa got there and it just took off. All the elves in Flight Command were watching it. They were joking we need a North Pole Navy tracker now. |
| Crash Murphy | The Jingle Bell is a ship, Elf Westover. |
| Crash Murphy | Santa musta wanted to go water skiing. |
| Elf Westover | Oh interesting I have never heard of it |
| Elf Ed Zachary | That’s a long way to ski |
| Elf Westover | Maybe Elf Ulan could take care of that or Elf Sugar Cookie |
| Crash Murphy | Do we know what Santa is really doing out there? I mean, he kinda left here sudden like. |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Take care of what? |
| Elf Westover | Do you know when Santa will be going over Utah? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | No. I visited Mrs. Claus and she said he just came home the other night and said he was going to be gone a few days and he took off. |
| Elf Westover | North Pole Navy |
| Crash Murphy | That’s strange. Well, not so strange for Santa. He does that all the time. |
| Elf Westover | …… |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Oh, like a tracker? That would be interesting! I don’t know how to make a tracker but would be happy to help any way I could! |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Yes, nobody seems to really know why he went out there. All I know is that he took about a dozen elves with him. |
| Elf Westover | It would be cool |
| Elf Westover | Oh wow! |
| Crash Murphy | A dozen elves? From where? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Flight Command. Some kind of weird design project. |
| Elf Westover | Probably the North Pole? University of South Pole? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | I’m not sure what they are doing but I heard something about flippers. |
| Crash Murphy | FLIPPERS? |
| Crash Murphy | You mean, like fish have? |
| elf white snow flake | Is SNPU and North Pole Academy Of Science still in business |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Yeah. |
| Elf Ulan | We need another map for the NP Navy, Elf Sugar Cookie, we can do it, if they are akay, lol |
| Elf Ed Zachary | I’m a little fuzzy on the details. This is a developing story. |
| Elf Westover | oh this is starting to get interesting |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Okay! Sounds good! Maybe we can work on that together! |
| elf white snow flake | Crash? |
| Crash Murphy | Yes, it is getting interesting. |
| Crash Murphy | Yes, Flake? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | I hope to know more by Monday. Santa is supposed to be back by morning. |
| elf white snow flake | Is SNPU and North Pole Academy Of Science still in business |
| Elf Westover | You’d both be great for the NP Navy |
| Crash Murphy | That much I did hear. My goodness. What a weird thing. |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Thank you so much! |
| Crash Murphy | Southern North Pole University? Of course. |
| Elf Westover | Tell me more about this if you want me too report it |
| Elf Ed Zachary | I’ll message you Elf Westover. |
| elf white snow flake | What is it like |
| Elf Westover | Sounds like a reporting thing to me |
| Crash Murphy | The university? |
| Elf Westover | Alright Elf Ed Zachary |
| Elf Ulan | Thank you, Elf Westover! |
| Elf Westover | No the Santa thing |
| Crash Murphy | Well it’s like lots of universities out there. They have a lot of books. A football team. And ping pong tables up the wazoo. |
| Elf Westover | Of Course you guys would make a great team |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Definitely a news story, Elf Westover |
| Elf Westover | Sure is |
| elf white snow flake | North Pole Chat Room everyday |
| Crash Murphy | Mr. Zachary, do you have an elf reporter out there on the Jingle Bell? |
| Elf Ulan | Elf Ed Zachary, if an elf at the North Pole, do they have to leave there? |
| Elf Westover | Elf Max is still working on the Blog things but still don’t have it |
| Elf Ed Zachary | No. We’re banned from visiting any ships of the North Pole Navy. |
| elf white snow flake | Elf crash |
| Crash Murphy | Banned? Why, what did you do? |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Nothing. You gotta be certified to ride on a North Pole ship and none of us are certified. |
| Crash Murphy | Get certified then. |
| Elf Westover | hahahah |
| Elf Ed Zachary | We have a lot of elves signed up for certification. |
| Crash Murphy | So what’s the hold-up? |
| elf white snow flake | Crash, North Pole Chat Room |
| Elf Ed Zachary | There’s a 16 year waiting list to get into the program. |
| Elf Westover | So how many times can I report a week? |
| Crash Murphy | 16 years? My goodness. |
| Crash Murphy | Elf Snowflake, if we opened the chat room every day of the year there wouldn’t be any work done for Santa. |
| elf white snow flake | Crash |
| Elf Ulan | Yeah, a long time! |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | The chat room on [Santatrackers.net is open every day! There aren’t events every day, though. |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Most certifications are like that. The reindeer certification takes even longer. |
| elf white snow flake | SHOUTOUTS |
| Crash Murphy | Yeah, I’m on that list. |
| Elf Westover | I’m available 2 days |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | How long does that take? I wish I could earn one. |
| Elf Ulan | Yes, over 5-6 years for the reindeer |
| Elf Ed Zachary | You are, Crash? I would think they would move you to the front of the line seeing how your job depends so much on reindeer. |
| Elf Westover | I’ll be here for Tuesday and Wednesday but then I wont be here for the rest of the week |
| Crash Murphy | I wish! |
| elf white snow flake | Crash, how about SHOUTOUTS |
| Crash Murphy | Why are you shouting, Snowflake? |
| Elf Westover | Crash I have a question for you |
| Crash Murphy | Any last questions for Elf Ed Zachary? |
| elf white snow flake | Is There A Brosher On SNPU |
| Crash Murphy | Go ahead, just drop your questions, guys. |
| Crash Murphy | I have no idea, Elf Snowflake |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Anything I can do to help out? I always feel like I could be doing better as an elf. |
| Crash Murphy | You’d need to ask Elf Grant Smedley about that |
| Elf Westover | Crash Can you drop some Christmas decorations over at my house? |
| Elf Westover | for a desk |
| elf white snow flake | Thanks |
| Crash Murphy | You’re a great elf, Elf Sugar Cookie. If you want to do more, help us find more GOOD elves. |
| Crash Murphy | What kind of Christmas decorations, Elf Westover? |
| Elf Ulan | Elf Ed Zachary, thank you for coming here. I’m delighted to talk to you! |
| Elf Westover | Elf Ed Zachary How many News Reporter Elves do you have? |
| Crash Murphy | I don’t think I’ll be in your neighborhood for a while. |
| Elf Westover | Any |
| elf white snow flake | North Pole Chat Room Twice A Month |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Thank you so much! Most people I know aren’t believers, but I’ll do my best to spread the word about the need for elves! |
| Crash Murphy | Mr. Zachary, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule. And thanks for the heads up on that North Pole Navy story. |
| Elf Westover | I just need some I want to make it look more Christmasy |
| Elf Ed Zachary | Always a pleasure to be here. Thanks everyone! |
| elf white snow flake | Crash |
| Elf Westover | Yes thank you! |
| Elf Sugar Cookie | Thank you all for holding this chat! |
| Crash Murphy | Any last questions for me, elves? |
| Elf Westover | Always a pleasure to talk to you Elf Ed Zachary! Enjoy your day! |
| elf white snow flake | Chat twice a month |
| Crash Murphy | Great chat tonight. So many of you here, I really appreciate it! |
| Elf Westover | Crash when will you be in my neiborhood? |
| Crash Murphy | Not sure. I was just there a few weeks ago. I’m headed out to the new tracking centers in a couple of weeks. |
| Elf Westover | Any good decorations for me? |
| Elf Ulan | Elf Crash, thank you for having chats every weekend this month. I’m so delighted to see you all! |
| elf white snow flake | North pole chat room twice a month |
| Crash Murphy | Ok guys, since there’s no more questions, I’m calling it a night. I’m kinda sleepy. |
| Elf Westover | See ya Crash enjoy your night! |
| Crash Murphy | Bye everyone! |
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Thank you, Elf Winslow! Thank you, Elf Ernest, Elf Crash, and Elf Es Zachary!! I always appreciate the recaps every chat. After talking with Santa, I hope the retirement elf continues to be an elf! So the Jingle Bell moved fast there by Santa does, so we need to track anything about “Santa,” lol. I wonder if they would make flippers on his sleigh this year! I’m already excited for the next update! XD