The steady march of time has clock-watchers at the North Pole nervous and citizens of the world excited — at least for today. In the past few minutes, Christmas Eve has started in parts of Asia. It is a small milestone, one that speaks more to the work to be done than the work that […]
The always-generous country of Russia has offered Santa the full use of several of their airbases for the duration of weekend. Santa has politely declined the offer, saying the North Pole has the situation well in hand. Santa has a very good relationship with the Russian government and the Russian people. In fact, they love […]
We live at the North Pole. We’re used to bad weather. I would also remind you that Santa is a master sleigh pilot. He drives the world’s largest, heaviest sleigh and they are powered by the most elite force of reindeer known in the history of sleigh flight. I tell you that only to buffer […]
Rumors are flying as more and more senior elves at the North Pole openly debate delaying Santa’s launch. The Flight Command Center has been a focus of Operation Merry Christmas so far here in the early going but at least they are operating on time. The real problem, and most senior elves here would agree, […]
The North Pole Christmas Party ain’t happening right now. Usually it is moving along as elves finish up their work. But with the workshop so far behind everyone is trying to help them out as much as they can. While they continue to work the Christmas party will just be put on hold. That’s okay. […]
If there is one thing we learned about Mrs. Claus this year it is that she can do anything. Did you know she trained to become a sleigh pilot this year? Maybe that is why she has taken charge of the Flight Command Center for now. Mrs. Claus is bound and determined to see Santa […]
We just learned that the North Pole Navy has been outfitted with high-speed engines that make them capable of covering large distances in a short amount of time. If Santa needs them anywhere on earth he need only say the word. Here is the latest in radio news: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | […]
Santa has a small operation down at the North Pole — just a tiny little outpost. We have seen him use it in year’s past for different reasons. And it looks like he may use it again this year. We just don’t know what for! Here’s the latest radio news: — Elf Ernest The Big […]
The Certified Santa Trackers working to help Santa get around the world could do just enough to free up elf power at the North Pole. In fact, according to Santa, they could save Christmas this year. Here’s the latest radio news: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa […]
With the tick of the clock it is all of a sudden Christmas Eve — in the South Pacific. We don’t care where it is Christmas Eve. We’ll celebrate it with anyone! Here’s the report from the radio: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
For the past 11 hours Santa Trackers have had their own radio broadcast to hear on Kringle Radio — and now it is time for the world to tune in as we begin our annual Tracking Santa Around the World Show. The show features our news anchors stationed all over the world providing coverage of […]
