I’m hearing some crazy things are being argued over in the sleigh barn about…sleigh bells. I also hear some are taking those arguments seriously. I find it kind of funny that nothing so far has caused Santa to budge on his launch time. I doubt very much he will let the bells slow him down: […]
One of the last things Santa does before he launches is to name the sleigh. All year long he takes suggestions. In fact, you can still suggest a name for Santa’s sleigh. But hurry. Time is running short. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
Everything seems so rushed this year. Even getting Santa’s sleigh ready. The problem, as we’ve already reported, are the sleigh bells. Don’t know what they are going to do about that. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
Well, I tried to watch it. But the snow is blowing sideways, nearly blinding everyone out there. All I saw was a puff of snow. And then I heard this on the radio: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
Ha! I love this. Word is that Elf Buck Sanchez, head of flight operations at the North Pole, personally petitioned Santa to delay his launch, claiming the workshop still was not far enough along to justify taking to the skies. Santa sent a brief response: “No.” Rarely is Santa so succinct! Here’s the latest: — […]
The flight command center is blowing the whistle on the final test flight of Santa’s sleigh. They have ordered the boys to bring it home. This is another sign that Santa is soon to launch. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
The hot cocoa is really flowing at the North Pole today. Normally it is eggnog. But on a day like this, with snow flying like crazy, it’s gotta be hot chocolate. Moving around at the North Pole has grown difficult. It is just too dangerous to be outside right now. — Elf Ernest The Big […]
And now the emails of sightings of Santa’s sleigh are coming in from all over Europe. I wonder if Elf Vernon is doing this on purpose? Here’s the latest from Kringle Radio: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers
The art of getting Santa ready for launch includes a painstaking task in polishing and tuning the sleigh bells. Each bell has a unique note and it has to sound just right. Reports are coming in that the bell team is not going to have a lot of time to complete this critical task: — […]
I think the Flight Command Center will be really happy once Santa launches from the North Pole. I’m sure they would rather be worrying about Santa than dealing with the weather and all the problems it is bringing for them. Here’s the latest news: — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command […]
The final test flight of Santa’s sleigh sure seems to be covering a lot of ground this year. They are back over the Atlantic. We have to wonder how much longer it will be before it heads home. I think it is about time. — Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command […]
