Merry Greetings and guess what? It’s only 1 month now until Christmas Eve! Hearts are just soaring today at the North Pole. I cannot tell you how happy people here are to know that Santa is safe and on the job. Rarely have I seen so much enthusiasm at the North Pole as I do […]
Holy smokes! What a shocker! The Elf Parade was going very smoothly, in fact, it was just about to end when a giant birthday cake was wheeled in front of the large crowd sitting by the windows of the Emporium. “Happy Birthday” starting playing over the speakers and an announcer somewhere said, “Ladies and Gentleman, […]
There is a festive feel to the air here at the North Pole. The snow is lightly falling, all the new Christmas decorations are up and there is the smell of stuff baking in ovens all over the village. The guys in the Weather Center say the weather for the Elf Parade tomorrow should be […]
Happy Monday! It is a big week here at the North Pole. Right now, I’m a little worried about all the distracted elves I’m seeing. You see, with so much going on it is easy for an elf to forget his job. We have the BIG light decorating contest going on. Part of our Thanksgiving […]
Merry Greetings! Santa’s sleigh designers have finally put Santa’s new sleigh to the skies. Yesterday they took Santa’s new sleigh out for its first flight. Reports have come in that the sleigh is large, roomy, but still very agile. It is too early to tell if this is the kind of sleigh that will set […]
Howdy! Thanksgiving is just five days away now and we still have had no sign of Santa returning to the North Pole. After the failed raid in France a few days ago everyone seems almost afraid to talk about it. Santa is not here and the Tracking department can’t find him. That doesn’t mean anything […]
Greetings! Recent meetings of senior elf teams at the North Pole have discussed preparation for Christmas at length. And we’re all feeling really good about how ready things are. Production us up at the workshop and they are way ahead of their goal. The North Pole Post Office is running on time, the Wrapping Department […]
Happy Thursday everyone! The word from the Department of Elf Resources is that applications to new jobs posted for elves all over the world are just pouring into the North Pole. Everyone, it seems, wants to be an elf. One of the last conversations I had with Santa when I saw him last summer was […]
In the wake of the announcement made days ago about five million new tracker elves wanted for this Christmas season the Department of Elf Resources today posted what amounts to thousands of new positions for elves employed through SantaTrackers.net. Last year more than 4 million new elves were recruited and if this year’s goal of […]
BREAKING NEWS – Elves from North Pole Security launched early this morning from the North Pole and headed for a location in France. There they conducted a raid in a search for Santa. They did not find him. Instead they frightened a 54-year old clockmaker who stands just under six feet tall and who wears […]
Happy November Greetings, all! We have hit an unusual spell of kind of warm weather — well, at least for the North Pole. It is still very cold outside but the sun has been shining bright every day this week and this weekend looks to be much the same. That has led to just one […]
