Hi all, Elves in Santa’s workshop have gone into isolation. They are working. But they have cut themselves off from contact with anyone else. At least for a while. They are doing this, of course, to avoid coming down to the Bah Humbug Virus. The brave elves have stockpiled food and locked the doors. They […]
[wpgmza id=”66″] Moments ago a sleigh launched from the North Pole with a team from the North Pole Flight Command Center. The team of six elves are scouting a location in Siberia for some top secret purpose. “Of course I cannot talk about it,” said Elf Roger Star, head of the International Santa Trackers Association. […]
Merry Tuesday, everyone! To no one’s surprise the Elf Choir Concert that was scheduled has been cancelled. We don’t know if it was canceled because of the Bah Humbug virus or if it was canceled because production has fallen behind. We just know it’s not happening now. But I am starting to see more signs […]
Happy Monday! We’re trying our best to be positive today. But the news is pretty rough. In a production meeting very early this morning it was revealed that what was once a promising season has now become a challenge. Santa’s Workshop is officially behind their goal. That makes every other department suspect too, because so […]
Hi everyone! It’s a quiet Sunday here at the North Pole. Normally a day off this time of year is pretty rare but Santa insists on it right now. He says that getting rest and looking after our health is the most important thing. With this virus going around I’d say everyone here is taking […]
Hey everyone! Happy Saturday to ya! It is a busy weekend here at the North Pole. There’s only about two weeks left. Yikes! Mrs. Claus is holding a little meeting for all the elves who are well enough to attend who are not working. She’s trying to teach good habits during cough-and-cold season. The best […]
Hi Everyone! A treat for you today – a new song put out by a singer in the United States was brought to our attention by a fan. We think it is a cool song about An Elf Named Moe. Take a listen to it! Isn’t that a fun song? This guy who wrote the […]
Hi everyone! As the Bah Humbug Virus continues to tighten it’s grip on the North Pole elves are becoming more creative than ever in trying to get their work done while avoiding getting the sickness. Tracker elves, for example, have taken to staying at home and doing their work from there. Not all of them […]
Hi everyone! The Wrapping Department has been working all year to improve their efficiency. As Elf Crash Murphy has told us, they have a difficult job because their work is usually the last step before a present gets loaded on the sleigh. Those guys and gals in wrapping have to work fast and under tremendous […]
Wow! Cupid won! The reindeer games came to a surprise conclusion when Cupid – of all reindeer – pulled off a stunning upset with a spectacular free-style sky dance routine. Normally the reindeer games are won on the strength of traditional competitive sports categories such as running or jumping. Cupid did not win any of […]
Wow. Not a lot of good news to report here today. Elves are dropping like flies. Over at Santa’s workshop I saw Elf Bernard send 27 elves home early yesterday. He walks around the workshop passing out orange juice and taking temperatures. Elf Ringo was busy making a batch of Gak when Elf Bernard pulled […]
Greetings, all! I met with Santa the other day. We talked about everything. First – Santa wants you to know that he is taking the Bah Humbug thing seriously. Mrs. Claus has met with medical experts to determine causes and prevention of the sickness. And Santa has directed all elves what to do about managing […]
