Merry Greetings! I’ve waited all year to announce this: in just 24 hours we begin our LIVE radio broadcast tracking Santa around the world! Now, I know some of you are saying “Wait, Christmas Eve isn’t until Saturday.” — and you’re right. But it will be Saturday in about 24 hours in some parts of […]
Greetings one and all! It’s a busy day just about everywhere and that includes for the elves working the North Pole Radio broadcast that tracks Santa around the world. They are already in studio and working on getting connections made to where reporters are stationed around the world. If you haven’t listed to Kringle Radio […]
Hi Everyone! Word from the Tracking Department this morning is that they have finished with their planning meetings for Tracker Elves and they are now, at this very hour, being deployed to stations all over the world. Millions of people track Santa but most don’t know that Santa has a team of trackers too. They […]
Howdy! Elf Hugo just called from the North Pole Post Office – and he states they are officially overwhelmed. He asked that I pass the word along to make as much use of electronic transmission to Santa as possible by having kids use ElfHQ.com to send their notes and wishlists. “There just isn’t enough physical […]
Hi everyone! The story of the Merry Prankster comes to a stunning end as Santa is urging all at the North Pole to “forgive and forget”. The Merry Prankster has been identified as former Elf Charley who was previously employed as a light stringer in the Christmas Decoration Department at the North Pole. Santa told […]
Greetings again! Santa’s workshop is running full tilt at this hour but production estimates are behind where they hoped to be by this time. Elf Bernard said that while the Merry Prankster did no lasting harm to the workshop he did set them behind a bit with his constant pranks over the past month. But […]
BREAKING NEWS! The Merry Prankster has been caught! In the dark of night combined forces of local police and the North Pole Security Department descended on a tiny little home located on the very edge of North Pole Village. Apprehended was a former elf, a one time employee of Santa who worked as a light […]
Hi everyone! Over the past 24 hours we have been receiving a flood of concerned comments and emails about the North Pole’s problem with the Merry Prankster. Frankly, folks are frustrated that he hasn’t been caught yet and they are concerned whether or not conditions will be safe for Santa to fly later this week. […]
Greetings! Another day gone, another mess in Santa’s workshop. Elf Bernard is beside himself. Despite security patrols outside the building someone was able to hook a hose up to a fire hydrant to put it in a window at Santa’s workshop. The hose didn’t run long but a fire hose can put out a lot […]
Happy Monday! I stopped by the North Pole Post Office today to send out some late Christmas cards and I was shocked to see how swamped they are. From floor to ceiling there are boxes and boxes of letters to Santa. Elves are running everywhere trying to handle all the mail coming in. I did […]
Sunday greetings to you! One final quiet Sunday at the North Pole before Christmas and it has been very traditional. Folks gathered at the North Pole chapel where Santa led us in a traditional Christmas devotional with hymns and a telling of the Nativity story. We all had a great time and we’re grateful for […]
Howdy! With Christmas Eve just one week away there was an emergency event over at Santa’s workshop. Someone set off smoke bombs, clearing the building and stopping production for a time. It would not have happened if Elf Jimmy had not ordered pizza. But it is Saturday and he and his team were done for […]
