Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels. You can read more about him at this link.
Sunday greetings to you! One final quiet Sunday at the North Pole before Christmas and it has been very traditional. Folks gathered at the North Pole chapel where Santa led us in a traditional Christmas devotional with hymns and a telling of the Nativity story. We all had a great time and we’re grateful for […]
Howdy! With Christmas Eve just one week away there was an emergency event over at Santa’s workshop. Someone set off smoke bombs, clearing the building and stopping production for a time. It would not have happened if Elf Jimmy had not ordered pizza. But it is Saturday and he and his team were done for […]
Happy Friday greetings! There’s chaos again in the Wrapping Department. There’s been a prank and it is a bad one. Someone – the Merry Prankster, no doubt – filled the floor cleaning machine with adhesive liquid used to fill the wrapping machines. When elves servicing the floors on schedule applied what they thought was fresh […]
Good golly! The mystery of the Merry Prankster has everyone here paranoid now. Santa called an emergency meeting to discuss ways to catch the Merry Prankster. Elf Henrietta Rungle of the North Pole Security Department suggested having the elves re-sign the Elf Oath at the North Pole. She and her team are monitoring elves to […]
WOW! What a turn of events today in the story of the Merry Prankster. Right in the middle of the lunch rush every radio, television and loud speaker today was somehow hijacked by the Merry Prankster and we heard his voice. (Click the Kringle Radio News player below to hear it). Well, we think it […]
Greetings everyone! Disturbing news out of the Tracking Department today. A routine test of computers there have revealed they are riddled with viruses and are mostly unuseable today. “We’ll get it sorted out,” Elf Buck Sanchez, director the North Pole Flight Operations said. “We have plenty of time. This is just an annoyance.” The computers […]
Merry Monday to you! Elves are a little ticked off today. We’ve all been pranked again. Somehow overnight every drop of eggnog at the North Pole has somehow disappeared. Now, you might not think this is a big deal. After all, eggnog is not electricity or something vital like that. The world continues on its […]
Happy Sunday! It is a quiet day here at the North Pole. Sundays are like that here, even during December. It is a day of rest. But elves are nervous. I can feel it. Everyone is talking about it. The next two weeks are critical. Things must go well if Santa is to get off […]
Greetings! Elves working on Santa’s sleigh arrived early on a bright morning at the North Pole today to conduct tests on Santa’s sleigh. They were shocked to open the doors to the sleigh barn and find that someone put training wheels on Santa’s sleigh. This appears to be the work of the Merry Prankster, once […]
Happy Friday, everyone! You’re not going to find a busier place in all the world during the 2nd week of December than Santa’s workshop. It’s going 24 hours a day. That’s why Elf Bernard wants to know how it is possible that the Merry Prankster got inside once again and somehow unplugged all the power […]
Greetings, all! Elf Victor has informed me that he has isolated Santa’s top teams of reindeer in the wake of the Bah Humbug virus scare. No actual incidents involving the virus have been reported among the reindeer but Elf Victor says he cannot be too careful. Reindeer cannot be treated in the same way as […]
Hi everyone! A big scare going on here today at the North Pole – elves are lined up by the hundreds at the North Pole Medical Center to get shots for the Bah Humbug Bug. As we told you days ago Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock promised to call me if he thought the virus […]
