Entries by Elf Ernest

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Workshop Cranks at Top Speed

Greetings again! Santa’s workshop is running full tilt at this hour but production estimates are behind where they hoped to be by this time. Elf Bernard said that while the Merry Prankster did no lasting harm to the workshop he did set them behind a bit with his constant pranks over the past month. But […]

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Prankster Nearly Caught

Hi everyone! Over the past 24 hours we have been receiving a flood of concerned comments and emails about the North Pole’s problem with the Merry Prankster. Frankly, folks are frustrated that he hasn’t been caught yet and they are concerned whether or not conditions will be safe for Santa to fly later this week. […]

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Santa’s Workshop Flooded

Greetings! Another day gone, another mess in Santa’s workshop. Elf Bernard is beside himself. Despite security patrols outside the building someone was able to hook a hose up to a fire hydrant to put it in a window at Santa’s workshop. The hose didn’t run long but a fire hose can put out a lot […]

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Elves Vow to Support Santa

Good golly! The mystery of the Merry Prankster has everyone here paranoid now. Santa called an emergency meeting to discuss ways to catch the Merry Prankster. Elf Henrietta Rungle of the North Pole Security Department suggested having the elves re-sign the Elf Oath at the North Pole. She and her team are monitoring elves to […]

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Merry Prankster Vows to Stop Santa

WOW! What a turn of events today in the story of the Merry Prankster. Right in the middle of the lunch rush every radio, television and loud speaker today was somehow hijacked by the Merry Prankster and we heard his voice. (Click the Kringle Radio News player below to hear it). Well, we think it […]

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Tracking Center Computers Hit with Viruses

Greetings everyone! Disturbing news out of the Tracking Department today. A routine test of computers there have revealed they are riddled with viruses and are mostly unuseable today. “We’ll get it sorted out,” Elf Buck Sanchez, director the North Pole Flight Operations said. “We have plenty of time. This is just an annoyance.” The computers […]