Santa is just going down now for a long winter’s nap. After all, he is going to be up and busy for the next couple of days. So a brief nap now is likely a good idea. Santa is a big man and many write to the North Pole concerned for his health and specifically […]
Here is some big news: there could be more sugar cookies at the North Pole tonight than ever in history. We just received word that the staff in the North Pole kitchen has taken direction from Mrs. Claus to make an additional batch of 40,000 more sugar cookies. And yes, most of those will eventually […]
The test flight of Santa’s sleigh has already taken a spin around the world and Elf Vernon continues to press forward at a blazing pace as he tests every function of the sleigh to see if it will all work for when Santa takes off later tonight. The sleigh is again over the skies of […]
The North American Command Center of the Tracking Department at the North Pole is reporting that the test flight of Santa’s sleigh piloted by Elf Vernon has been spotted just a short time ago outside of Toronto. Flight data indicates that Santa’s sleigh is surprisingly fast for the old design Santa chose to use this […]
While Santa’s sleigh is surprisingly low tech this year it comes as a surprise to many to learn that Santa’s suit likewise lacks much in the way of technology. It is still handmade by Mrs. Claus and with the exception of communicate devices built into Santa’s collar and hat there isn’t any technology to be […]
Santa is wildly popular in Europe and people by the millions there track Santa Claus. The really serious ones are already on the job, even though Santa has not even left the North Pole. The launch of Santa’s sleigh is one none there want to miss. It is a tradition track Santa for hours before […]
It is near mid-day on Christmas Eve in Australia and children there are very busy sending mail to the North Pole. According to Elf Hugo in the North Pole Post Office the mail coming from Australia at this hour is at a record pace. Never have so many kids sent so much from Australia all […]
Santa’s test flight has wandered over the skies of Alaska and the incursion into American airspace briefly scrambled jets there as military units were taken by surprise. This kind of thing some times happens. Elf Vernon was testing the sleigh at a very high rate of speed and it put him over the Pacific Ocean […]
Changing weather conditions at the North Pole might require Santa to change his launch time — again. Santa has already moved his launch time up a full hour and that was announced hours ago. “We’re not sure what good that would do,” said Elf DJ Bean, a flight analyst in the Tracking Center. “Santa can […]
The tiny little island nation of Iceland is not known for causing trouble for Santa but right now security forces are on high alert there and promising to protect Santa from any harm. According to reports some sort of threat against Santa has been attributed to somewhere in Iceland. Santa is very, very popular in […]
While Santa’s sleigh was designed and built by Santa himself this year and is admittedly low tech that doesn’t mean those who track Santa are stopping from using technology to track him this year. The North Pole has deployed more elves that ever from the North Pole to track Santa and they are using the […]
