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World Awaits First Visits

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World Awaits First Visits



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News Recap: Santa is about to make his first visits. We just don’t know where. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone […]

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Santa Back in Flight

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Santa Back in Flight



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News Recap: The Wrapping Department is rushing to finish. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): […]

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Stand Down Order Given to Trackers in Sector 1

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Stand Down Order Given to Trackers in Sector 1



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News Recap: Tracker elves in Sector 1 have been asked to stand down – and to head to bed. This is a good sign that Santa may be on his way soon. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – […]

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Santa Still Waits

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Santa Still Waits



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News Recap: Santa is still on Campbell Island, awaiting Sector 1 to go to bed Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa […]

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North Pole Plans for the Early Return of Santa

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North Pole Plans for the Early Return of Santa



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News Recap: With Santa talking early bedtimes the North Pole is planning for the early return of Santa. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – […]

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Tracker Reports Flood Flight Command

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Tracker Reports Flood Flight Command



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News Recap: With all five sectors in the Red Zone North Pole Flight Command is flooded with information. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – […]

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Santa Issues First Bedtime Advisories

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News Recap: Santa has finally issued his first bedtime advisories. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red […]

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Authorities Ask Islanders to Go to Bed So Santa Can Come

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Authorities Ask Islanders to Go to Bed So Santa Can Come



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News Recap: Civil authorities in the South Pacific have asked islander residents to go to bed. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 […]

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Santa Stops on Campbell Island

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Santa Stops on Campbell Island



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News Recap: Santa has landed on the small Campbell Island, a population-less little island where he and reindeer can rest while they wait for the island nations of the South Pacific to go to bed. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): […]

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The World Wants Bedtime Warnings

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The World Wants Bedtime Warnings



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News Recap: The North Pole Post Office says it is receiving questions like crazy about bedtime warnings. But Santa says it is still too early. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the […]

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Santa Nears New Zealand

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Santa Nears New Zealand



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News Recap: Rumors of Santa in New Zealand are backed up by local radar stations. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa […]

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Bora Bora Reports Too Early

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Bora Bora Reports Too Early



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News Recap: Reports of Santa in Bora Bora are premature. Well, okay – they’re just wrong. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 […]