Workshop Refuses to Stop for History Making Event
Chaos has erupted in Santa’s Workshop as supervisors there don’t want to stop working. They are still behind there and the supervisors are upset that elves have been called to “launch positions”, effectively shutting down the workshop.…
BREAKING NEWS: Santa Orders North Pole to Launch Positions
Breaking News!
Alarms of a different sort are going off at the North Pole and everyone here is in shock.
These are special alarms. They only go off once a year and only for a special reason: they announce that elves need to gather…
12 Hours Until Santa Launches
Breaking news!
Twelve hours from now Santa launches. Just 12 hours left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things here at the North Pole are very, very busy. The workshop is going a billion miles per hour, trying their best to get everything done. I understand…
Christmas Eve Dawns in Australia
The sun is rising in the South Pacific and the island nations of the sea are awaking now to Christmas Eve morning.
For elves working that part of the world it is a busy time. They will be testing their tracking equipment over the next…
Santa’s Sleigh Returns to the North Pole
Santa’s sleigh just returned to the North Pole. I saw it land just moments ago. It appears the sleigh is undamaged and that Elf Vernon and those with him on the flight are unhurt.
Elves from the Research and Development Department…
North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships
Big holy-moly breaking news again!
Santa is launching a navy. Yes – a navy, as in boats. Three large ships have just departed from ports in Dubai, Singapore and Rotterdam.
We don’t know yet where they are going or what their mission…
Test Flight Chased from Iran
Breaking News!
Evidently the Iranians are serious about getting Santa’s sleigh out of Iran. They have just fired a missile of some sort at it.
Elves in the Tracking Center assure me that the sleigh is in no danger. Elf Vernon is…
Iranian Government Protests the North Pole
More breaking news!
Alarm bells are now going off in MY department. We just received an official notice of complaint from the government of Iran in Tehran. They are demanding that Santa Claus order the sleigh out of Iranian airspace immediately.…
Sleigh Runs Into Trouble Over Iran
Breaking News! Alarms are going off in the Tracking Center and lots of radio activity can be heard there.
Evidently Santa’s sleigh is on a test flight and they are now over the skies of Iran. Since entering Iranian airspace the alarms…
Santa Asks for More Secret Spies in Canada
An interesting note was just sent from Elf Agent X in the tracking center. Santa doesn’t take flight for at least another 14 hours or so but already Elf Agent X is asking for more secret spies for Santa. This time, he needs them in Canada.…
Santa’s A-Team of Reindeer Return to the North Pole
Elf Victor just told me that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph have all safely arrived back to the North Pole.
They are now being sent to a special barn, located…
Spotter Elves from China Check In
Elves in the tracking center tell us that hundreds of spotters are beginning to check in from the land of China.
China is a massive country and many mistakenly believe that Santa is not known or popular there. On the contrary, Santa…
