New Version of Santa's Sleigh
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New Version of Santa’s Sleigh Ordered

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh have resulted in new design changes ordered by Flight Command this week. As a result, Version 5 of the sleigh has been ordered to be constructed and then test flown. Version 4 of the sleigh is only…
Test Flight Update
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Test Flight Update

After a few weeks of controversy for the test flights of Santa’s sleigh things have returned to a quiet routine. Officials in North Pole Flight Command announced today the test flights will exit from South America to fly over the skies of…
Donner and Blitzen Return
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Donner and Blitzen Return to the North Pole

Donner and Blitzen have returned to the North Pole after serving for about a week on the test flight team of Santa’s sleigh. They have returned to their places at Santa’s stables and will resume their training routines tomorrow. Reportedly,…
Donner and Blitzen Assigned
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Donner and Blitzen Assigned to Test Flights

Santa’s lead reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, have been sent to the Indian Ocean on an undisclosed mission. Many at the North Pole speculate they will be joining the test flight team in evaluating Santa’s sleigh, though this fact has…
Problems with Santa's Sleigh
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Reports Confirm Issues with Test Flights of Santa’s Sleigh

As reported earlier this week, North Pole News can now confirm that official reports from test pilots flying Santa’s sleigh show the sleigh is operating “sluggishly”. A report, from test pilot Elf Yancy Crumbleigh dated September…
Vixen Joins the Test Flight Team
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Vixen Volunteers for Test Flight Duty

Early this morning Vixen showed up at the flagship of the North Pole Navy in the Atlantic and, according to the ship’s commander, she “reported for duty”. If you recall, Vixen recently left the North Pole to train in Norway in advance…
Investigation of Santa's Sleigh
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Investigation Launched into Santa’s Sleigh

Yesterday’s countdown update from Elf Trixie about “big problems” with the test flights of Santa’s Sleigh has led to a full investigation by North Pole Flight Command. The unexpected report has taken the North Pole by storm. Reaction…
12 Weeks Until Christmas
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12 Weeks Until Christmas

Scoop! It’s 12 weeks until Christmas and I have a bit of breaking news. Whatever it is they are telling you about the test flights of Santa’s sleigh – don’t believe them! For reals. I was talking to a friend of a friend…
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Santa Returns After Ending Mysterious Sleigh Flights

Santa and Mrs. Claus returned to the North Pole today, abruptly ending their mysterious sleigh flight “experiment” that started last month. “It’s July in just a few days and it’s time for us to come back to the North Pole,”…
Christmas
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29 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi gang – we’re down to 29 weeks until Christmas and the whole world here at the North Pole is having a great time with the whole sleigh race thing between Team Red and Team Pink. Don’t let anyone, even Santa and Mrs. Claus, tell…
Christmas
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34 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi ho, just 34 weeks to go! Let’s talk sleighs and reindeer, eh? There are suddenly a good many reindeer at the North Pole. The Reindeer Barn has two giant pens for the reindeer – one to the east and one to the west. The east pen…
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36 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi guys! There are now 36 weeks until Christmas and we have something of a new mystery here at the North Pole. Last week I told you all about some secret new sleigh that Santa is working on. Now there’s a new wrinkle to the story. It’s…