Santa Over the Indian Ocean as He Heads South
Spotters in Africa have called in to the North Pole surprised…
New Speed Record Set Over Atlantic
Santa has taken the sleigh due East in a test run meant to push…
Santa Heads South Over the Pacific Ocean
Santa has started out the gate relatively slow in the past several…
BREAKING NEWS: Santa’s Sleigh Has Launched!
After a final walk around the sleigh, Santa climbed in and gave…
Santa Announces Sleigh Contest Naming Winner
Every year Santa uses a new sleigh for his Christmas flight and…
Crowds Flock to Sleigh Barn to Watch Santa’s Launch
This news that Santa was up has unleashed a stampede to the Sleigh…
Blizzard Rolls into the North Pole
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Elf Billy's weather forecast was accurate: the blizzard warning…
Santa and Reindeer Still Napping
Our last report notwithstanding we still have to report that…
Elf Gloria Declares the Bells Perfectly Tuned
At this point we would usually be talking about Santa's final…
Santa Delays Flight, Blames Supersonic Sleigh
Santa just called. He said he was still in bed and looking forward…
Christmas Morning Approaches in the Far East
With Santa scheduled to launch in about an hour we're receiving…
False Reports of Santa in the Skies Come in From Around the World
An excited world is sending a variety of false reports to the…
