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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Santa has returned to Miami – and this time he means it.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Dallas, Mexico, New Mexico, Mexican Hat, El Paso, Pueblo, Cancun

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Hanking for some tacos
Sleigh: Outstanding
Reindeer: Moving fast
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: Stocking mail deactivated
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Investigating the eggnog at the North Pole Christmas Party

Merry Christmas

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