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Santa Tracker
News Recap: The Marshall Islands get a visit from Santa at this time. Meanwhile, the North Pole State Department has signed an agreement that will allow Santa into North Korean airspace so he can bring them a Merry Christmas.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Ships in the Northern Pacific, Japan, Siberian Coast, Eastern China

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Doing well
Sleigh: Excellent
Reindeer: Very strong
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Rumors of having it wrapped up
North Pole Security: Investigating issues in California

Merry Christmas

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