Entries by Elf Ernest

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Track Santa by Text

Hello again! The Tracking Department just sent me a note requesting that I remind you of a free service they provide for you and every Santa tracker around the world – You can receive hourly texts Tracking Santa around the world. Just go to JingleKringle.com with your cell phone in hand and sign up for […]

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Workshop Cranks at Top Speed

Greetings again! Santa’s workshop is running full tilt at this hour but production estimates are behind where they hoped to be by this time. Elf Bernard said that while the Merry Prankster did no lasting harm to the workshop he did set them behind a bit with his constant pranks over the past month. But […]

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Prankster Nearly Caught

Hi everyone! Over the past 24 hours we have been receiving a flood of concerned comments and emails about the North Pole’s problem with the Merry Prankster. Frankly, folks are frustrated that he hasn’t been caught yet and they are concerned whether or not conditions will be safe for Santa to fly later this week. […]

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Santa’s Workshop Flooded

Greetings! Another day gone, another mess in Santa’s workshop. Elf Bernard is beside himself. Despite security patrols outside the building someone was able to hook a hose up to a fire hydrant to put it in a window at Santa’s workshop. The hose didn’t run long but a fire hose can put out a lot […]