Entries by Elf Ernest

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Elves Scramble to Get Into Position

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Elves Scramble to Get Into Position



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With the reindeer back there is a renewed sense of optimism at the North Pole. But there is ever greater urgency because elves have been waiting for the reindeer to return to get themselves into positions in strategic locations around the world. Without reindeer these guys couldn’t move. Now some of them have to really […]

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BREAKING NEWS — Reindeer Return to the North Pole

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BREAKING NEWS -- Reindeer Return to the North Pole



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Crews are cheering wildly at the North Pole and elves everywhere here are breathing a sigh of relief: the reindeer are back! That giant air mass was actually thousands and thousands of Santa’s reindeer in flight — a sight never before seen as they moved in one giant flock to return to the North Pole. […]

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Dark Cloud Approaches the North Pole

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Dark Cloud Approaches the North Pole



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That large mass in the air coming north from Canada is now approaching the North Pole. We still have not been able to identify what it is but we should know soon. At the North Pole Elf Agent X has positioned elves in defensive positions around the North Pole compound just in case of any […]

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Weather Concerns Mounting at the North Pole

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Weather Concerns Mounting at the North Pole



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High winds are now a huge concern whether or not there is additional snowfall at the North Pole. But elves in the Weather Center are saying that there will be a lot of new snowfall at the North Pole — epic amounts of snow. That combination has the tracking department very concerned. Once and if […]

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Strange Objects in Skies Over Canada

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Strange Objects in Skies Over Canada



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It is early in the efforts to track Santa and we’re hours away still from the Big Guy’s launch. But already we have news of an odd sort to report: There has been spotted in the skies over Canada a giant mass of something moving in the direction of the North Pole. It is NOT […]

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Worried Elves Bet Against Santa

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Worried Elves Bet Against Santa



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Every year the elves at the North Pole get into a playful round of betting with sugar cookies about the success of Santa’s flight. It’s called the Sugar Cookie Pool. Christmas Eve marks the high point of sugar cookie consumption at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus and the kitchen crew makes the cookies by the […]

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Elves Stand In as Reindeer to Fit the Sleigh Bells

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Elves Stand In as Reindeer to Fit the Sleigh Bells



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Santa’s sleigh is very dependent upon the bells that the reindeer wear as they fly. The bells provide a rhythm to their work and the must fit right and be finely tuned. There is a “fitting” going on right now but it’s a little awkward because there are no reindeer at the North Pole so […]

Tracking Elves Get into Position World Wide

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Tracking Elves Get into Position World Wide



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Trackers of Santa and spotters officially working for the North Pole are working at this hour to get into position world wide. The tracking department places these elves in strategic locations to specifically spot Santa in flight and look for problems. They report local conditions and record any activity in the skies, including when they […]

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World Leaders Give Santa All Weekend to Deliver

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World Leaders Give Santa All Weekend to Deliver



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World leaders from countries around the globe have contacted the North Pole to offer support — including new ideas of allowing Santa more time to deliver Christmas. Weather concerns and the absence of reindeer at the North Pole have caused the world to take action. But Santa is calmly pressing forward, refusing all offers of […]

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North Pole Radio News is ON THE AIR

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North Pole Radio News is ON THE AIR



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It’s another high-water mark moment of the Christmas season – North Pole Radio News Christmas Eve Tracking of Santa Around the world is now LIVE on the air. Tune in to Kringle Radio and the associated radio stations of the Kringle Radio Network to follow Santa. Our exclusive coverage begins when it is Christmas Eve […]