Entries by Elf Ernest

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North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships

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North Pole Navy Launches Three Ships



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Big holy-moly breaking news again! Santa is launching a navy. Yes – a navy, as in boats. Three large ships have just departed from ports in Dubai, Singapore and Rotterdam. We don’t know yet where they are going or what their mission is. We don’t know how big they are. We have reporters working on […]

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Test Flight Chased from Iran

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Test Flight Chased from Iran



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Breaking News! Evidently the Iranians are serious about getting Santa’s sleigh out of Iran. They have just fired a missile of some sort at it. Elves in the Tracking Center assure me that the sleigh is in no danger. Elf Vernon is not only moving at blazing speed he has also flown to an altitude […]

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Iranian Government Protests the North Pole

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Iranian Government Protests the North Pole



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More breaking news! Alarm bells are now going off in MY department. We just received an official notice of complaint from the government of Iran in Tehran. They are demanding that Santa Claus order the sleigh out of Iranian airspace immediately. Honestly – they didn’t have to ask. Elf Vernon has already turned the sleigh […]

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Sleigh Runs Into Trouble Over Iran

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Sleigh Runs Into Trouble Over Iran



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Breaking News! Alarms are going off in the Tracking Center and lots of radio activity can be heard there. Evidently Santa’s sleigh is on a test flight and they are now over the skies of Iran. Since entering Iranian airspace the alarms at the tracking center have been going off. We will try to find […]

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Santa Asks for More Secret Spies in Canada

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Santa Asks for More Secret Spies in Canada



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An interesting note was just sent from Elf Agent X in the tracking center. Santa doesn’t take flight for at least another 14 hours or so but already Elf Agent X is asking for more secret spies for Santa. This time, he needs them in Canada. A secret spy is an elf, so you’ll have […]

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Santa’s A-Team of Reindeer Return to the North Pole

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Santa's A-Team of Reindeer Return to the North Pole



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Elf Victor just told me that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph have all safely arrived back to the North Pole. They are now being sent to a special barn, located a little distance away from the main reindeer barn. The reindeer will eat a good […]

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Spotter Elves from China Check In

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Spotter Elves from China Check In



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Elves in the tracking center tell us that hundreds of spotters are beginning to check in from the land of China. China is a massive country and many mistakenly believe that Santa is not known or popular there. On the contrary, Santa is very popular in China. The biggest concern for Santa in China is […]

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Test Flight Breaks a Speed Record

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Test Flight Breaks a Speed Record



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He did it! Elf Vernon, test piloting Santa’s sleigh, did indeed set an all time speed record for Santa’s sleigh while over the Atlantic ocean a short time ago. Elf Quinton watched it on the sleigh cam in the tracking center, where elves following him sent up a cheer when the record fell. The final […]

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How Santa Knows When You Change Your Mind

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How Santa Knows When You Change Your Mind



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Checking in with Elf Hugo again in the North Pole Post Office and he says the mail just keeps coming in. The hardest job for elves is knowing what to do from kids who keep changing their minds on their Christmas wish list for Santa. He tells us of one little girl from London who […]

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Santa Announces Historic Launch Event

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Santa Announces Historic Launch Event



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Breaking news! We have been told to expect a “history-making” event in about eight hours. Santa himself made the announcement. We’re curious what he is talking about. In 8 hours it will still be too early for Santa to take flight. If he hitched up the reindeer and took off he would be arriving in […]

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New Sleigh Features Reindeer Cooling Technology

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New Sleigh Features Reindeer Cooling Technology



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In discussing Santa’s sleigh with Elf Quinton in the past hour he shared some more information with me I did not know. This new sleigh is not only the biggest Santa has ever flown it is also the most technologically advance vehicle ever built. The sleigh is powered by reindeer, of course, and Santa wanted […]

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Santa’s Sleigh Buzzes Toronto

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Santa's Sleigh Buzzes Toronto



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The test flight of Santa’s sleigh continues over Canada. The Tracking Center has the sleigh right now near the city of Toronto, where many, many people are big fans of Santa. If we get any eyewitness reports of the sleigh, we’ll let you know. The buzz in the Tracking Center is all about how fast […]