Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Announces Historic Launch Event

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Santa Announces Historic Launch Event



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Breaking news! We have been told to expect a “history-making” event in about eight hours. Santa himself made the announcement. We’re curious what he is talking about. In 8 hours it will still be too early for Santa to take flight. If he hitched up the reindeer and took off he would be arriving in […]

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New Sleigh Features Reindeer Cooling Technology

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New Sleigh Features Reindeer Cooling Technology



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In discussing Santa’s sleigh with Elf Quinton in the past hour he shared some more information with me I did not know. This new sleigh is not only the biggest Santa has ever flown it is also the most technologically advance vehicle ever built. The sleigh is powered by reindeer, of course, and Santa wanted […]

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Santa’s Sleigh Buzzes Toronto

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Santa's Sleigh Buzzes Toronto



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The test flight of Santa’s sleigh continues over Canada. The Tracking Center has the sleigh right now near the city of Toronto, where many, many people are big fans of Santa. If we get any eyewitness reports of the sleigh, we’ll let you know. The buzz in the Tracking Center is all about how fast […]

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Elves World Wide Begin North Pole Check In

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Elves World Wide Begin North Pole Check In



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Santa has elves working all over the world and they are starting to report in to the North Pole. Of course, those elves are out there every day. It takes people all over the world to help Santa be Santa. But these are special days of the year and every elf that Santa has in […]

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Santa’s Eggnog Secrets

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Santa's Eggnog Secrets



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Hi all, If there are two things elves love on a day like today they would be cookies and eggnog. For an elf, that’s fuel. And we go through a lot of it. We get requests all the time about how Santa likes his cookies and eggnog. While Mrs. Claus makes all the cookies, it […]

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Hundreds if Sleighs Lined Up at the North Pole

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Hundreds if Sleighs Lined Up at the North Pole



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Hi all! More breaking news to report! Not only are thousands of reindeer headed to the North Pole but we’ve seen hundreds of sleighs lined up way out behind the sleigh barn. We’ve got weather here at the North Pole so there are elves out there setting up temporary tents over the sleighs to keep […]

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Thousands of Reindeer Head to the North Pole

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Thousands of Reindeer Head to the North Pole



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Breaking News! We’ve just heard reports that thousands of reindeer are in flight from Norway, Chile, and the Canadian Rockies and they are coming to the North Pole for some reason. Santa keeps reindeer ranches all over the world. He gives the reindeer a home and trains them in their native lands. Many of these […]

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Christmas Eve Dawns in Samoa

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Christmas Eve Dawns in Samoa



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The summer sun is starting to peek over the horizon signaling the start of Christmas Eve day in the South Pacific. The North Pole Post Office is bracing for an onslaught of last minute mail from that part of the world. “It always happens,” Elf Hugo says. “Kids wake up, they realize it is Christmas […]

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Test Flight Spotted Over Winnipeg

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Test Flight Spotted Over Winnipeg



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Hey all! Early reports of sightings of Santa’s sleigh are starting to come in. Moments ago we received excited communications from folks living near Winnipeg in central Canada who have seen Santa’s sleigh streaking through the skies there. That’s a test flight, folks. Elf Vernon is giving the sleigh one final flight around the world […]

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Coal Mystery at North Pole Baffles Experts

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Coal Mystery at North Pole Baffles Experts



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Merry Christmas! The ever growing mountain of coal out by the Big Building with No Name continues to grow. It just gets bigger and bigger. For months now a convoy of sleighs keeps arriving at the North Pole bringing more and more of the stuff. Experts who track Santa and understand the history of the […]

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Getting Santa Ready for Bad Weather

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Getting Santa Ready for Bad Weather



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Hello everyone! Santa will face a wide variety of weather issues over the next couple of days. In fact, the weather is watched more than anything else here at the North Pole. Santa is used to it. He gets hit with a lot of snow, wind, rain, heat and cold in his travels. Things are […]

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Christmas Eve in the Far East

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Christmas Eve in the Far East



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Greetings! Communications to the North Pole are very active at this hour as reports are coming in where it is already Christmas Eve. We’re still about 18 hours away from Santa’s launch but a lot needs to happen before Santa takes off. Elves are getting in place to spot for Santa and millions of “Santa’s […]