Entries by Elf Ernest

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Middle East Reports of Santa Abundant

Syria, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Yemen and Kuwait are all reporting visits from Santa Claus in the past few minutes. If Santa is moving slower we certainly cannot tell from the reports coming in from around the world. Santa continues to be well ahead of schedule. As Santa spends more and more time in the South […]

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Iran & Iraq Welcome Santa

Santa is visiting Iran and Iraq, places where in the past Santa has had some issues delivering. That seems to have been worked out in recent years and Santa has had a peaceful ride there so far this year. Concerns coming out of Cologne, Germany of a group planning to kidnap Santa have been discussed […]

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Armenia Reports!

As the UK finally heads to bed — indeed, all of Europe now has headed that way — it appears Santa is visiting festive locations in Armenia, where folks celebrate Santa every year. The weather is clear and cool. We are receiving a bunch of false reports here at the North Pole. We have false […]

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First Visits to the Middle East Recorded

Santa is making great time, heading south to make his first visits to the Middle East. We are receiving reports from Oman that Santa has already delivered there. Santa has also been on the phone recently with some of us discussing his coming visits to North and South America. What is being discussed is a […]

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Georgia Reports a Merry Christmas

Hearts are merry in Tblisi at this time as Santa has arrived there in the past few minutes. And yes, the sleigh was repaired in Murmansk. So that issue is taken care of. As we reported a little while ago, Europe got all excited to see Santa so close. But Santa tells us that he […]

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Santa Surprises with a Move West

Shocking trackers around the world Santa has shifted his focus north and far west to Murmansk in the past few minutes. We don’t know if this has something to do with the minor sleigh repair that Santa ordered or if there is a special delivery issue for that area that we don’t know about. But […]

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Afghanistan Says Santa is There

Santa is now in Afghanistan, where he enjoys far more popularity than people think. Santa especially enjoys visiting military units deployed to Afghanistan. He likes to take mail from Moms and Dads serving and deliver them later to kids waiting at home for them. It makes Santa cry nearly every time. He wishes he could […]

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Karachi Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa Claus is now in Pakistan and making folks merry there. Sleigh spotters in Karachi just reported Santa’s position moments ago. Bedtime warnings for far Eastern Europe are starting to come in. Santa is relaying from the sleigh his concern for kids specifically in Norway, Finland, Poland and Romania, who are traditionally known to sometimes […]