Entries by Elf Ernest

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Georgia Reports a Merry Christmas

Hearts are merry in Tblisi at this time as Santa has arrived there in the past few minutes. And yes, the sleigh was repaired in Murmansk. So that issue is taken care of. As we reported a little while ago, Europe got all excited to see Santa so close. But Santa tells us that he […]

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Santa Surprises with a Move West

Shocking trackers around the world Santa has shifted his focus north and far west to Murmansk in the past few minutes. We don’t know if this has something to do with the minor sleigh repair that Santa ordered or if there is a special delivery issue for that area that we don’t know about. But […]

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Afghanistan Says Santa is There

Santa is now in Afghanistan, where he enjoys far more popularity than people think. Santa especially enjoys visiting military units deployed to Afghanistan. He likes to take mail from Moms and Dads serving and deliver them later to kids waiting at home for them. It makes Santa cry nearly every time. He wishes he could […]

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Karachi Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa Claus is now in Pakistan and making folks merry there. Sleigh spotters in Karachi just reported Santa’s position moments ago. Bedtime warnings for far Eastern Europe are starting to come in. Santa is relaying from the sleigh his concern for kids specifically in Norway, Finland, Poland and Romania, who are traditionally known to sometimes […]

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Sri Lanka Reports!

Santa is in Sri Lanka and steadily heading west. Hearts are merry there according to all the reports I am seeing. Elf Hugo reports that Santa’s mailroom is now looking for mail directing from stockings, a version of mail to Santa known as Stocking Mail. You can write Santa — or draw him a picture […]