Entries by Elf Ernest

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Tripoli Reports

Libya is the latest country to report visit from Santa Claus. Santa has a number of options now regarding his delivery schedule. He can go north into Europe or head south into Africa. We don’t know for sure but we’d guess that Santa wants to head north into Europe, seeing that he has spoken to […]

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Greece Reports Santa’s Visits

Santa has turned west and now we have happy reports coming from Greece of his visits there. Meanwhile, about those high-level communications with the governments of Eastern Europe — we have learned that Santa is requesting “high speed” air space access in those countries mentioned earlier. Santa is planning to visit there very soon and […]

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Turkey Reports Santa Claus

For Santa, visiting Turkey is like coming home. Santa’s early life was spent in Turkey and he remembers that time with fondness. He is very popular there. The need for secret spies continues to be mentioned by both Elf Agent X and Santa. Santa is asking for more elves in the North America cities of […]

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Santa Visits Israel

Santa Claus is in Jerusalem at this hour and yes, he plans to make a stop in Bethlehem in the next few minutes. He won’t be there long but he likes to visit the Church of the Nativity there. It is one of his favorite stops each Christmas. Meanwhile, the North Pole is communicating at […]

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Middle East Reports of Santa Abundant

Syria, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Yemen and Kuwait are all reporting visits from Santa Claus in the past few minutes. If Santa is moving slower we certainly cannot tell from the reports coming in from around the world. Santa continues to be well ahead of schedule. As Santa spends more and more time in the South […]

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Iran & Iraq Welcome Santa

Santa is visiting Iran and Iraq, places where in the past Santa has had some issues delivering. That seems to have been worked out in recent years and Santa has had a peaceful ride there so far this year. Concerns coming out of Cologne, Germany of a group planning to kidnap Santa have been discussed […]

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Armenia Reports!

As the UK finally heads to bed — indeed, all of Europe now has headed that way — it appears Santa is visiting festive locations in Armenia, where folks celebrate Santa every year. The weather is clear and cool. We are receiving a bunch of false reports here at the North Pole. We have false […]

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First Visits to the Middle East Recorded

Santa is making great time, heading south to make his first visits to the Middle East. We are receiving reports from Oman that Santa has already delivered there. Santa has also been on the phone recently with some of us discussing his coming visits to North and South America. What is being discussed is a […]

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Georgia Reports a Merry Christmas

Hearts are merry in Tblisi at this time as Santa has arrived there in the past few minutes. And yes, the sleigh was repaired in Murmansk. So that issue is taken care of. As we reported a little while ago, Europe got all excited to see Santa so close. But Santa tells us that he […]

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Santa Surprises with a Move West

Shocking trackers around the world Santa has shifted his focus north and far west to Murmansk in the past few minutes. We don’t know if this has something to do with the minor sleigh repair that Santa ordered or if there is a special delivery issue for that area that we don’t know about. But […]