News Recap: Santa is in Italy. Trust us. We have eyewitnesses. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued […]
News Recap: Santa has arrived in Greece. A Santa tracker in Sector 5 doubts he’s talking to a real elf on the radio Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia […]
News Recap: Santa is stalling – again. Waiting for folks in Europe to get to bed. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – […]
News Recap: Santa has arrived in Egypt. While his course through Europe is ahead of him there are lots in Sector 4 planning for his arrival. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – […]
News Recap: Santa is in Morocco. North Pole Radio News talks to a non-believer in Santa who just can’t believe what he saw. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia […]
News Recap: Santa has arrived in South Africa Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 3 […]
News Recap: A live report from Madagascar as a tracker spots Santa in the skies. Stand down has been issued for trackers in Sector 3. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector […]
News Recap: Santa is moving fast through Iraq. Meanwhile, a live report of the data center troubles at the North Pole. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the […]
News Recap: Flight analysts say Santa’s flight has been so efficient that he may have no choice but to slow down. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the […]
News Recap: The Holy Land welcomes Santa, a favorite stop of his. Some troubles at a data center at the North Pole. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & […]
News Recap: Santa appears to be ready to deliver to the Middle East. This report explains an incredible Santa sighting. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle […]
News Recap: Santa has shown up in Somalia and nobody is quite sure why. It’s quite early for a first visit to Sector 3. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 […]
