Entries by Elf Ernest

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Authorities Ask Islanders to Go to Bed So Santa Can Come

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Authorities Ask Islanders to Go to Bed So Santa Can Come



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News Recap: Civil authorities in the South Pacific have asked islander residents to go to bed. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 […]

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Santa Stops on Campbell Island

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Santa Stops on Campbell Island



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News Recap: Santa has landed on the small Campbell Island, a population-less little island where he and reindeer can rest while they wait for the island nations of the South Pacific to go to bed. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): […]

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The World Wants Bedtime Warnings

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The World Wants Bedtime Warnings



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News Recap: The North Pole Post Office says it is receiving questions like crazy about bedtime warnings. But Santa says it is still too early. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the […]

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Santa Nears New Zealand

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Santa Nears New Zealand



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News Recap: Rumors of Santa in New Zealand are backed up by local radar stations. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa […]

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Bora Bora Reports Too Early

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Bora Bora Reports Too Early



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News Recap: Reports of Santa in Bora Bora are premature. Well, okay – they’re just wrong. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 […]

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Santa Spotted Near Tahiti

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Santa Spotted Near Tahiti



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News Recap: Santa is very close to Tahiti. But it’s not even Christmas Eve in Tahiti. So Santa has to come back here again…tomorrow. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle […]

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Santa Near Kiribati

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Santa Near Kiribati



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News Recap: Santa is along the International Dateline and the island of Kiribati. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): […]

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Santa Encourages Early Bed Time

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Santa Encourages Early Bed Time



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News Recap: Santa is encouraging people everywhere to head to bed early this Christmas Eve Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa […]

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North Pole Navy Sets Up in Three Oceans

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North Pole Navy Sets Up in Three Oceans



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News Recap: The North Pole Navy works in a background capacity for Santa, doing a big job with little fanfare. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red […]

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Fiji and the South Pacific Ready for Santa

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Fiji and the South Pacific Ready for Santa



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News Recap: A report from Fiji as early Christmas Eve night descends on the South Pacific. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 […]

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Santa Heading South

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Santa Heading South



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News Recap: Santa’s sleigh is heading south and it is heavily loaded. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In […]

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Santa Launches from the North Pole

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Santa Launches from the North Pole



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News Recap: Santa has launched from the North Pole and is heading south. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone – Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): […]