150 Days Until Santa launches
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150 Days Until Santa Launches

Hi ho! It’s still Christmas in July here at the North Pole – but Mrs. Claus is all business. Today she convened the head elves from the Tracking Department, the Weather Department and all of Santa’s launch team to review plans for…
Mrs. Claus
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Mrs. Claus Takes Command at the North Pole

Happy Christmas in July Greetings! Well the news is starting to sink in that Santa won’t be here for a while. Today it was revealed that in Santa’s absence Mrs. Claus is going to be in charge. That’s not unusual. She’s…
Jingle Bells Contest
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Jingle Bells Contest Underway

Happy Sunday, all! Christmas in July is a break from the routine here at the North Pole. There just isn’t a lot of work getting done this week. Yes, the workshop is open and elves are showing up for work. But they are all coming in…
Life as an Elf
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Santa Takes a Nap

It has been a very, very busy week for Santa. He's been meeting kids and large groups of people all over the place. He loves that part of his job. But he is away from home so much during the month of December. And on this last week before…
Life as an Elf
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Test Flight Continues Smoothly

Santa's sleigh is performing very well on the test flight, according to the latest data from the Tracking Department. Elves are said to be very pleased with the high speed trials and many are already placing early bets in the sugar cookie…
Life as an Elf
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Cookie Production Lags at the North Pole

A minor foul-up at the North Pole at this hour: so many elves are helping out in the workshop that there is a shortage of elves working in Mrs. Claus' kitchen. And that is creating a problem with the number of cookies being prepared for the…
Operation Merry Christmas
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MERRY PRANKSTER CAUGHT!!!

BREAKING NEWS! The Merry Prankster has been caught! In the dark of night combined forces of local police and the North Pole Security Department descended on a tiny little home located on the very edge of North Pole Village. Apprehended…
Operation Merry Christmas
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North Pole Kitchen Pranked

Uh oh! The complaint department of the North Pole kitchen is dealing with a crisis. Someone put salt instead of sugar in the latest batch of cookies and elves working around the clock are pretty upset about that. Elves – like Santa…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Elves Laugh about Mayonnaise Cupcakes

Happy, happy Everyone! Just when we were starting to forget about the Merry Prankster he strikes again. And once again he has everyone here laughing. Today after lunch some magnificent looking cupcakes were served. They were huge…
Life as an Elf
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What Mrs. Claus is Really Like

For all the questions we receive about Santa we get nearly an equal amount of questions about Mrs. Claus. I personally think that is a good thing. No, it’s a great thing. Mrs. Claus is, without a doubt, the secret behind the success of…
Life as an Elf
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What Elves Eat

I just wanted to say thanks to all the folks who sent me email after last week’s column. I had no idea how much interest there is in elf life. Our little discussion about elves in your home really brought forward a ton of questions. You…
Life as an Elf
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Mrs. Claus Readies for Uncertain Christmas Party

Greetings All, With all the frenzy that is at the North Pole we frequently fail to report on the good work done by Mrs. Claus during these critical hours. What is she up to? Mrs. Claus, of course, tends first to Santa's personal needs.…