
Santa's Sleigh Extra Fast This Year
I attended a meeting of sleigh designers today. They were very, very pleased with the results of new flight tests. In fact, the sleigh designers are saying that if weather conditions are favorable enough the new sleigh will shatter old speed…

Sleigh Gets a Name, Launch Imminent
I always love this moment. Take a listen:
-- Elf Ernest
The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers

Only a Few to See Santa Liftoff
Oh they just look like a small crowd. Wait til you hear the cheers though when the time comes. They will sound like the crowd at the Superbowl when they see Santa liftoff.
They always do.
-- Elf Ernest
The Big Map | North Pole Flight…

Reindeer Hitched to Sleigh
Santa, the sleigh and the reindeer are at this very moment in the sleigh barn getting things ready to launch. Santa is harnessing the reindeer one by one, gently talking to each one as he goes.
This is one of my favorite things to see all…

Launch Will Happen Soon
Ready or not, it's happening. Santa's sleigh is going to launch within the hour.
I know I'm excited for it.
-- Elf Ernest
The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified Santa Trackers

Sleigh Bells Just Are Not Ready
I'm hearing some crazy things are being argued over in the sleigh barn about...sleigh bells.
I also hear some are taking those arguments seriously.
I find it kind of funny that nothing so far has caused Santa to budge on his launch time.…

Help Name Santa's Sleigh
One of the last things Santa does before he launches is to name the sleigh. All year long he takes suggestions. In fact, you can still suggest a name for Santa's sleigh.
But hurry. Time is running short.
-- Elf Ernest
The Big Map…

Elves Rush to Prep Santa's Sleigh
Everything seems so rushed this year. Even getting Santa's sleigh ready.
The problem, as we've already reported, are the sleigh bells. Don't know what they are going to do about that.
-- Elf Ernest
The Big Map | North Pole Flight…

Santa's Sleigh Returns
Well, I tried to watch it. But the snow is blowing sideways, nearly blinding everyone out there.
All I saw was a puff of snow. And then I heard this on the radio:
-- Elf Ernest
The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified…

Sleigh Summoned Home
The flight command center is blowing the whistle on the final test flight of Santa's sleigh. They have ordered the boys to bring it home.
This is another sign that Santa is soon to launch.
-- Elf Ernest
The Big Map | North Pole…

Test Flight Lights Up Europe
And now the emails of sightings of Santa's sleigh are coming in from all over Europe. I wonder if Elf Vernon is doing this on purpose?
Here's the latest from Kringle Radio:
-- Elf Ernest
The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified…

Snow Getting in the Way of Launch Preparation
The lessons of last year's epic blizzard were pretty profound. They had a real problem then knowing where just to put all the snow they were moving.
This year they don't want to move the snow. I see elves out there with flamethrowers trying…