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Test Flight Continues Smoothly

Santa's sleigh is performing very well on the test flight, according to the latest data from the Tracking Department. Elves are said to be very pleased with the high speed trials and many are already placing early bets in the sugar cookie…
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Cookie Production Lags at the North Pole

A minor foul-up at the North Pole at this hour: so many elves are helping out in the workshop that there is a shortage of elves working in Mrs. Claus' kitchen. And that is creating a problem with the number of cookies being prepared for the…
Operation Merry Christmas
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MERRY PRANKSTER CAUGHT!!!

BREAKING NEWS! The Merry Prankster has been caught! In the dark of night combined forces of local police and the North Pole Security Department descended on a tiny little home located on the very edge of North Pole Village. Apprehended…
Operation Merry Christmas
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North Pole Kitchen Pranked

Uh oh! The complaint department of the North Pole kitchen is dealing with a crisis. Someone put salt instead of sugar in the latest batch of cookies and elves working around the clock are pretty upset about that. Elves – like Santa…
Operation Merry Christmas
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Elves Laugh about Mayonnaise Cupcakes

Happy, happy Everyone! Just when we were starting to forget about the Merry Prankster he strikes again. And once again he has everyone here laughing. Today after lunch some magnificent looking cupcakes were served. They were huge…
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Mrs. Claus Readies for Uncertain Christmas Party

Greetings All, With all the frenzy that is at the North Pole we frequently fail to report on the good work done by Mrs. Claus during these critical hours. What is she up to? Mrs. Claus, of course, tends first to Santa's personal needs.…
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3 Months Until Christmas

Sound the alarms! Christmas is just three months away! Are you done yet? Is your stocking hung? Are your presents for others wrapped? Have you brought out your Christmas tree? What are you waiting for? Sorry….got a little carried…
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5 Months until Christmas Eve

Happy Christmas in July! Can you believe it? Christmas Eve is a mere five months away. What are you doing to get ready? Up here at the North Pole things are, frankly -- nuts. It is harvest time, so to speak, for all things Christmas…
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Mrs. Claus to Meet Santa in Hawaii

Santa AND Mrs. Claus are both headed to Hawaii. - Elf Ernest Coming up next: News of the North Pole Christmas Party Listen to Elf Mitch and his attitude: [powerpress]
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BREAKING NEWS: Santa’s Sleigh Has Launched

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus has launched and the delivery phase of Operation Merry Christmas 2014 is now active. Underneath the star-lit skies of Jingle Bell 1 Santa said goodbye to Mrs. Claus via the sleigh cam and waved to the small…
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Mrs. Claus Takes Over the Workshop

Mrs. Claus is performing a different role at the moment than she usually does at the North Pole – she has rolled up her sleeves and has taken charge of Santa’s workshop. With so many elves missing and working on the big project we…
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Bets Turn in Santa’s Favor

The sugar cookie pool has kicked into high gear at the North Pole as elves still working in every department are now placing bets – almost all exclusively in Santa’s favor. “It isn’t a bet on whether Santa will make it or not,”…