Special Missions
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Santa’s Reindeer Given Special Missions

North Pole Flight Command and the Reindeer Operations Department announce today that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer are being dispatched on special mission to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Donner and Blitzen, the anchors of Santa’s…
Important North Pole Chat
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Important North Pole Chat on Sunday

This Sunday’s discussion in North Pole Chat now carries far greater implications than originally planned. The International Director of Santa Trackers, Elf Crash Murphy, was originally scheduled to host a general Question-and-Answer…
Crisis Management Team Set Up
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Crisis Management Team Set Up

Santa has assembled a Crisis Management Team to oversee the project of getting Santa’s Workshop back on track. The team includes many familiar names: Elf Wally (Head of Distribution), Elf Roger Star (Director of North Pole Flight Command),…
Expanded News Coverage
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Expanded News Coverage of Crisis Announced

As reported via the Santa Update posted by Elf Ernest earlier today the News Department at the North Pole is offering expanded coverage of the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. A new page has been set up specifically for this story – just…
3 Months Until Christmas
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3 Months Until Christmas

Greetings, friends! There are just 3 months until Christmas – and so MUCH is happening at the North Pole. If you’re just joining us this year – and by the numbers of people coming to SantaUpdate.com these days, many of you are –…
North Pole Navy Sends Ships
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North Pole Navy Adds Ships

North Pole Flight Command announced late yesterday the addition of 16 freighters to the fleet of ships deployed in support of Operation Merry Christmas. It is believed the ships will be working special missions to help re-supply Santa’s…
Reindeer Report in Shape
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Santa’s Reindeer Report in Shape

Santa’s main reindeer team – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph – have been evaluated by the team at Santa’s Stables and all are reportedly in excellent shape. In an interesting development…
Reindeer Return
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Surprise Return of Santa’s Reindeer

BREAKING NEWS: According to inbound radar data at North Pole Flight Command it appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is happening now. Weather conditions are making it difficult to determine the number of reindeer, their precise speed…
Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade
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Changes to the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade

The Parade Committee, charged with directing the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole, announced significant changes for the parade this year. The time of the parade has been changed from starting at 8am to beginning two hours…
Workshop Crisis Gets Worse
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe…
Should I Change My Wish List
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Stress About Santa’s Workshop

A report today from the North Pole Post Office suggests that believers around the world are starting to stress over the delays reported in Santa’s Workshop. Santa asked Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole, to report on trends of…
14 Weeks Until Christmas
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14 Weeks Until Christmas

There are now just 14 weeks left until Christmas. Can you believe it? Last week I talked about the workshop and the big tent out by the reindeer barn. This week I want to talk about willows, green grass and ferns. I know. You think…