Santa and Reindeer Still Napping
Our last report notwithstanding we still have to report that Santa and the reindeer remain resting at this hour. I spoke to Elf Victor a little while ago and he said Santa was very clear that he was not to awaken the reindeer until Santa calls…
Tracking Department Issues the First Bedtime Warning
In a sign that Santa Claus must be close to launching the sleigh we just received word that Santa's Tracking Department has issued the first bedtime warning of Operation Merry Christmas 2011. According to this data release from the tracking…
Elf Gloria Declares the Bells Perfectly Tuned
At this point we would usually be talking about Santa's final inspection of the sleigh before taking off. But since there's been a delay we have the opportunity to tell you a little more detail about the preparation for the sleigh.
Each…
Elves Happy Santa is Delayed
A cheer went up at Santa's Workshop and in the Wrapping Department when the announcement went over the loudspeak that Santa would delay his launch. Elf Bernard calls the delay "a blessing" as he kept the Workshop busy. The Wrapping Department,…
Santa Delays Flight, Blames Supersonic Sleigh
Santa just called. He said he was still in bed and looking forward to sleeping just a little bit longer. He said that since testing out the new sleigh he doesn't have to leave as early as he has in years past. In fact, he's afraid of getting…
False Reports of Santa in the Skies Come in From Around the World
An excited world is sending a variety of false reports to the North Pole at this hour. Claims that Santa has been seen in the skies over Beirut, London, Wellington and Elko, Nevada USA have posted to Santa Central in just the past two minutes.…
Elf Families Begin Gathering for Santa’s Launch
For some, it might be reminiscent of gathering to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. Folks come out of their homes, carrying lawn chairs and bringing food, all smiling and festively greeting others looking for a big show in the sky very…
Elf Agent X Deploys Elves Around the World
No cause for alarm, this is just routine: in the past hour Elf Agent X sent the order to deploy millions of elves around the world for duty in aiding in Santa's flight. Aside from the millions of Secert Spies Elf Agent X has enlisted in the…
Santa Heads in for a Long Winter’s Nap
I was walking over to the stables a few minutes ago when I ran into Santa. He said that he was just checking on the team one last time before he went to bed. He said the next time he will see them is when he walks out to get in the sleigh.…
Mrs. Claus Cranks Out a Record Volume of Sugar Cookies
We've been so busy here at the North Pole that it has been a while since we checked in on Mrs. Claus. This is one of the biggest days of the year for her because she personally oversees getting Santa ready to fly. With all the reindeer problems…
Elves Rush to Get Santa’s Sleigh Ready
I just spoke with Elf Quinton. While the crisis unfolded with the reindeer Elf Quinton and his team in Research and Development continued to work with Santa's new sleigh to stabilize the ride.
"I don't know," Elf Quinton said. "I just got…
Santa Says the Kids Save the Day
What an incredible story unfolding at the North Pole at this hour! All of Santa's reindeer appear to be healthy and they are getting ready to fly. According to Elf Victor, the credit goes to the baby reindeer born over the past month at the…
