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BREAKING NEWS: Fiji Reports First Visits from Santa

The South Pacific island nation of Fiji gets the first visit from Santa this year, thrilling residents of that tropical paradise. In other news Elf Crash Murphy, who is trailing Santa in a chaser sleigh, reports that Santa made contact…
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Radio Silence as Santa Heads South

Santa has ordered radio silence, even though he has been tracking over the North Atlantic. Indicators in the Tracking Department show that Santa his engaged in a burst of high speed and his direction now is due south. Radio silence usually…
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Where is Santa going?

It is still very early on Santa's flight. Some here are concerned with Santa's flight path, which is trending south and east -- completely opposite of where he needs to go. While Santa discusses weather issues and other events that might…
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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed

The North Pole Christmas Party has been delayed while elves continue working at Santa's Workshop and in the Wrapping Department. We also have a large number of elves supporting reindeer flight operations, tracking center duties and airlift…
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BREAKING NEWS: Santa’s Sleigh Has Launched

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus has launched and the delivery phase of Operation Merry Christmas 2014 is now active. Underneath the star-lit skies of Jingle Bell 1 Santa said goodbye to Mrs. Claus via the sleigh cam and waved to the small…
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Santa Announces the Winner of the Sleigh Naming Contest

Santa will launch within the next few minutes. Please stand by for our live report. He just announced the winner of the annual sleigh naming contest. This year's sleigh will be named Bonnie. It was first suggested by Olivia of England…
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Reindeer Hitched to Santa’s Sleigh

Reindeer handlers from Santa’s Stables are gathered around the sleigh right now helping Santa get the reindeer in place. He lines them up one by one, speaking to each one gently as he hitches them to the sleigh. This is a job Santa…
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Santa Issues first Bed Time Warnings

BREAKING NEWS: The first bedtime warnings from Santa have been issued for folks living in Samoa and Kiritimati. The Weather Center is reporting outstanding weather conditions for Santa’s launch which is slated for just 45 minutes from…
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One Hour Until Santa Launches

We are just one hour away from launch. Everything appears to be on schedule. Santa’s workshops – both the one at the North Pole and the one on Jingle Bell 1 – are fully operational at this hour as Santa gets himself ready to leave.…
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Santa Could Break Speed Records

Santa is likely to break speed records this year. It has been a year of mystery and secrets at the North Pole and plenty of worries as elves disappeared into secret projects. But it all seems to be coming together in a glorious plan that…
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Sleigh Bells Declared Ready

World from the Research and Development Department who have been putting the final touches on Santa’s sleigh is that the sleigh bells are perfectly tuned and ready to go. This is actually very good news. Tradition has it that Elf…
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Only One Santa

Email response to our last Santa Update indicates there is some confusion out there. I just said there were thousands of sleighs in flight around the world – not thousands of Santas. Some are writing in asking if there is more than…