Santa Needs Name Suggestions for Santa’s Sleigh

With less than 11 hours to go until Santa launches he reminds us that he will be naming this year’s sleigh just before he launches later tonight. He has still not settled on a name and he wants as many suggestions as possible.

We have been receiving name suggestions all year long. So far Santa has more than 175,000 suggestions given to him. But he wants more. Click here to participate.

A name for Santa’s sleigh is very important. Santa talks to his sleigh just like he talks to his Christmas tree. Santa can communicate with just about anyone or anything. That is one of his special skills. But Santa won’t talk to the sleigh without a name. The Weather Tracking Department also likes a name for Santa’s sleigh. Every sleigh performs differently. If something happens to this sleigh and Santa has to use a different one the tracking department likes to see the difference between them.

Remember — Santa always give his sleigh a GIRL name.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

Estimated Time to Launch: 11 hours
Current North Pole Weather: 14 Degrees, Heavy Snow, High Winds
Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Santa’s Status: Somewhere in Europe
Reindeer Status: Taking a nap.
Santa’s Workshop Status: 81% complete, still working
Santa’s Sleigh Status: 75% ready, sleigh bell repair underway
Wrapping Department Status: 49% complete, emergency contingency plans deployed
North Pole Christmas Party Readiness: 100% complete
North Pole Medical Center Report: No new cases of sickness reported
North Pole Post Office Status: 66% complete, full staff working — stocking mail overflowing
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Strange lights reported in London; broken power lines reported in Berlin
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All points in the Far East
Where it is Christmas morning now: Nowhere