Melbourne Reports a Merry Christmas
News Recap: Elf Crash confirms that Santa is in Melbourne. Flight Command notes Santa’s crazy speed.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Eastern China, South Korea, North Korea, Phillipines, Central China
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Mr. Speedy!
– Sleigh: Excellent
– Reindeer: Very strong
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Investigating issues in Mexico City
I love you Santa and your elves are cool, especially crash. Love Lilly and Oaklie in Canada