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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Officials in New Zealand have officially lobbied to be Santa’s first deliveries. North Pole Flight Command declines to comment.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Wake Island, All of the South Pacific

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Location unknown, in cloaked mode
Sleigh: In flight
Reindeer: On approach to landing zone
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Rumors of having it wrapped up
North Pole Security: Sending agents to USA

Merry Christmas

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