Flight Analysts Say Santa Might Need to Slow Down
News Recap: Flight analysts say Santa’s flight has been so efficient that he may have no choice but to slow down.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued>
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Saudi Arabia, Finland, Congo, Greece
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Looking forward to the cooler air of Northern Europe
– Sleigh: Outstanding
– Reindeer: Loving every minute of it
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Checking out a candy cane factory that has lost the ability to make red stripes
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I like how all elf’s are busy still and still take the time to Make this