South Korea Reports a Merry Christmas
News Recap: Santa is now in South Korea where he enjoys immense popularity.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Central China, South East Asia, Singapore, All of Indonesia, Laos
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Says he would enjoy some shrimp if anyone can leave some out for him
– Sleigh: Excellent
– Reindeer: Awesome sauce
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Looking in to Phoenix Anti-Christmas gang
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I LOVE Christmas!!! ok santa your shrimp is already here by the chimney.