Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Reaches Out to Elves and Fans

Hi all, With Christmas Eve a week away there is much to report on today, even if it is a Sunday. Santa has ordered the expansion of Kringle Radio opening up more avenues than ever for it to be heard. The station will now be heard via SantaUpdate.com, SantaTracking.org, SantaTrackers.net, TrackingSanta.net and SantaTrackers.org. It will […]

Receive Text Updates from Santa

For the fifth consecutive year we are pleased to announce the availability of Santa Updates by text. After Santa launches from the North Pole you can receive hourly reports by text of his position. To activate this service on your cell phone just text the word SANTA to 43506. This is a free service from […]

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Tracker Radio Happening Soon

Howdy! A week from right now…we’ll be tracking Santa! I’m getting so excited. The Tracking Department says they will be using Kringle Radio to broadcast special information for Santa trackers around the world. There will be some training. There will be explanations about what they will be doing as certified tracker elves. And, of course, […]

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Workshop Elves Lock Themselves Inside

Hi all, Elves in Santa’s workshop have gone into isolation. They are working. But they have cut themselves off from contact with anyone else. At least for a while. They are doing this, of course, to avoid coming down to the Bah Humbug Virus. The brave elves have stockpiled food and locked the doors. They […]