Entries by Elf Ernest

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Tracking Department Grapples with World Wide Weather

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Tracking Department Grapples with World Wide Weather



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While things are looking up for Operation Merry Christmas with the launch of Jingle Bell 1 there is still one very big unknown variable that could mess things up for Santa: the weather. All over the world there are weather events to worry about. The North Pole is under siege by a blizzard. There are […]

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Mystery of the Mountain of Coal Solved

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Mystery of the Mountain of Coal Solved



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As Christmas Eve falls in the Middle East, Africa and in Europe at this hour we are learning more about all that coal that has been arriving for months at the North Pole. The coal powers Jingle Bell 1. We wondered how Santa was doing it. At first, someone here said that all these thousands […]

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Plot to Trick Santa in Spain Uncovered

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Plot to Trick Santa in Spain Uncovered



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Secret Spies working for Santa in Spain have revealed a plot to try to trick Santa later tomorrow as he flies to that country. It was revealed that non-believers were planning to put up a giant net between two houses in hopes of catching Santa. “I don’t understand that,” Elf Ed Zachary told me when […]

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Every Child Should Hang a Stocking

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Every Child Should Hang a Stocking



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I wrote a short time ago to Elf Gloria, Santa’s Commissioner of Christmas Traditions here at the North Pole. She is busy getting the sleigh bells ready for Santa’s sleigh, a very important job that we’ll talk about in a little while. But for right now she’s very concerned that some children out there in […]

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Working Elves Get Meals from Mrs. Claus

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Working Elves Get Meals from Mrs. Claus



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Although things are looking up at the North Pole Santa has sent word down the line that it is important that elves keep working. There is still a lot of work yet to accomplish in the workshop and, of course, the wrapping department is far, far behind. Mrs. Claus has sprung into action, delivering sandwiches, […]

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Santa Requests More Secrets for South America

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Santa Requests More Secrets for South America



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Another call has gone out for Secret Spies, this time in South America. Elf Agent X, who has been avoiding me for months because I kept asking him questions about the Big Building with No Name, suddenly wants to talk a lot. And secret spies are all he wants to talk about. He says that […]

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Record Number of Reindeer to Be Used

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Record Number of Reindeer to Be Used



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Even though the Big Building with No Name is no longer a mystery there are still plenty of unexplained elements to Santa’s ride this year. We still don’t quite yet understand what the mountain of coal is all about. And we don’t know why there are hundreds of sleigh and thousands of reindeer at the […]

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Bets Turn in Santa’s Favor

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Bets Turn in Santa's Favor



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The sugar cookie pool has kicked into high gear at the North Pole as elves still working in every department are now placing bets – almost all exclusively in Santa’s favor. “It isn’t a bet on whether Santa will make it or not,” explained Elf Hank Beedle, director of this year’s Christmas Party at the […]

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North Pole Cheers as Santa Takes Control of Christmas

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North Pole Cheers as Santa Takes Control of Christmas



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Never, ever doubt what Santa can do, kids. With Jingle Bell 1 now in the air Santa has TWO workshops and TWO wrapping departments hard at work. Things are NOT behind — they’re ahead! If I had just one thing to say to sum this thing up it would be this: Santa has taken control […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Sleigh Craft Carrier Launched

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BREAKING NEWS: Sleigh Craft Carrier Launched



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Breaking News! With a series of massive explosions the North Pole blew off the roof of the large top-secret building and launched a sleigh craft carrier — a huge floating airship. WOW. It is big, big news — every bit as historic as Santa said it would be. That Big Building with No Name is […]

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Critics Say Santa Can’t Deliver

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Critics Say Santa Can't Deliver



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The media speculation continues to run rampant and Santa is taking a lot of criticism. The odds makers and analysts are predicting Santa may not make it this year. I haven’t spoken to Santa for a few hours now. But if any of that were true he would be talking to me first. And he […]

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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed

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North Pole Christmas Party Delayed



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Mrs. Claus is at home preparing for the traditional North Pole Christmas Eve party. She is the hostess of the party every year. But this year things are a little different. The party it appears will be starting a little later than usual. That partly has to do with how late the workshop is working […]