Hi everyone! Elf Wally over in the Wrapping Department has a bit of a lonely job. He doesn’t get to plan like everyone else. He has to wait on everyone else before his department can do their work. And this year it appears the Wrapping Department is having a bit of a hard time. Things […]
Hi everyone, It is a snowy Monday here at the North Pole. That’s about all the good news I have for you today. As expected, today’s production meeting did not go well. No, the workshop is not behind much yet. Elf Bernard has a plan and those elves who are showing up for work are […]
Hello all, It is a somber Sunday here at the North Pole. There are no meetings to attend and as a traditional day of rest all elves are home today. But it was announced a short time ago by Elf Victor that the reindeer games for this year have been suspended. That’s never happened before. […]
Greetings! More strange news today to report. Elf Bernard didn’t want to wait until Monday to have a production meeting. We met early today. He reported that the workshop is falling behind because, like the post office, some elves just aren’t showing up for work and Elf Bernard cannot find them. It turns out this […]
Hi everyone! With less than 20 days remaining until Christmas now the North Pole Post Office is busier than ever – and starting to fall behind. “I don’t understand it,” Elf Hugo said. “We expanded things over the summer so that we could handle all the extra letters, cards, emails, faxes and other things that […]
Merry Greetings! Another happy production meeting at the Workshop today! Santa was there and he’s very pleased with the progress of preparing for Christmas. Things still appear to be way ahead of schedule. Some weird news, however, to report from the North Pole Cafeteria. The entire lunchroom there was shut down in the middle of […]
Greetings! The North Pole Tracking Department just released via their website, TrackingSanta.net, a photo showing Santa’s sleigh during a test flight over the skies of Brazil. I cannot tell you how odd this is. Normally, even those of us working at the North Pole don’t get to see Santa’s sleigh this early in the season. […]
Hi everyone! Elf Victor kicked off the reindeer games out by Santa’s Stables. And before you ask – no, they won’t be on television. Every year we get tons of letters and emails at the North Pole asking for the Reindeer Games to be televised. Folks seem to think it would be great fun to […]
Happy Monday, all! Strange goings on here at the North Pole today. A giant door to the Big Building with No Name opened up and dozens and dozens of elves lined up outside of it. A man came out – he was dressed as an elf but all in black – and he talked to […]
We have a Christmas decorating contest here at the North Pole every year. The elves look forward to it all year long. It is a very big deal to win the contest because everyone here takes Christmas so seriously. This year’s contest, however, wasn’t decided on Thanksgiving night as usual. Santa just couldn’t make a […]
Merry Greetings! According the Institute of Merriment Studies, the first week of December is traditionally the busiest week for selecting and decorating Christmas trees. Our tradition during this week is to accept the advice of a resident elf at the North Pole who has studied Christmasology and can give tips for enjoying your tree. Upon […]
