About Elf Ernest
Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels.
Entries by Elf Ernest
Elves from Medical Center Sent to the Workshop
Hi everyone! Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock showed up at Santa’s Workshop today with his whole crew of doctors and nurses offering their help. “We didn’t have many elves to treat this year anyway,” Elf Lionel told me. “Everyone is very healthy”. Elf Bernard was very happy to receive the help. He says that medical […]
Santa to Make Night Time Visits This Week
Breaking News just in from the Tracking Department. Personnel there have been made aware of three night-time flights this week Santa will be making to three locations: somewhere in Europe, somewhere in Malaysia, and somewhere in the Middle East. There is no known purpose for these visits. This is a very odd and curious announcement. […]
Workshop Falls Further Behind
Merry Christmas Everyone! We begin the last full week that we have before Christmas….and things are in a bit of a panic here at the North Pole. Elf Bernard had a little meltdown in the production meetings this morning. He told Santa that if he doesn’t get more elves today that he didn’t think he […]
Broadcast News Team Announced for Tracking Santa
Kringle Radio’s signature 50-hour live radio broadcast brings the world unprecedented news coverage of Santa, his flight, the elves, the reindeer and all the operations at the North Pole. It is a huge story to tell and the News Department at the North Pole today announces an all-star line up of news anchors who will […]
Santa Agrees to Be Interviewed in Flight
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Breaking News! Excited elves working in the Tracking Center and the North Pole newsroom said that in a meeting today Santa made a promise to take time to do a live radio interview on Christmas Eve. We don’t know where or when this will be happening but Santa promised to do it at least once. […]
Santa Chats at the World’s Largest Christmas Party
Hi everyone! It is a blessed day of rest here at the North Pole and all are taking long naps and writing out Christmas cards. Santa will be attending the World’s Largest Christmas Party today, where he is scheduled to chat with any folks that want to stop by and ask questions. Santa will be […]
Workers Sparse in Santa’s Workshop
Greetings! I took a stroll through Santa’s workshop today and I have to tell you, it doesn’t feel like December 13th in there. Normally the place is so packed at this time of year you can’t even walk through the place. It gets very noisy and there are elves everywhere. It was busy in there […]
Santa Vows to Deliver on Time
Merry Christmas, all! In a meeting early this morning Elf Hugo reported to Santa that the tone and the questions about Christmas this year coming from kids is really, really worried. They are concerned about all the elves disappearing and they write especially that they are concerned that Elf Victor might not have enough elves […]
Good News for Santa’s Sleigh
Hi everybody! I saw Elf Quinton today and he was smiling from ear to ear. Santa’s sleigh is ready, he said. And he showed it to me. You should see it, kids. The sleigh is really big this year and it is a bright shiny red color. It glistens in any light and it is […]
Lights are on at the Big Building with No Name
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Greetings one and all, I was up late last night, working on what to tell you today. I looked out my window and I noticed something on the Big Building with No Name that I had not noticed before: lights! Yes, lights are on in that building. Of course, I cannot see in the windows […]
Wrapping Department Suffers Delays
Hi everyone! Elf Wally over in the Wrapping Department has a bit of a lonely job. He doesn’t get to plan like everyone else. He has to wait on everyone else before his department can do their work. And this year it appears the Wrapping Department is having a bit of a hard time. Things […]



