Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Spotted in London

Multiple reports coming from London now suggest that Santa is in the UK and making progress there. Meanwhile, anticipation is building in the U.S. and Canada as kids there are writing last minute wishlists at a record pace. Elf Hugo says the mailroom is overrun and that the volume is “just staggering”. Of course, we […]

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France Welcomes Santa

Cities, towns, and villages in France are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Santa is quickly moving through the countryside there as we speak. Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus has sent a message to Santa asking him if she should meet him for lunch somewhere soon. Perhaps Santa will slow down and take a break. We’ll […]

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South Africa Celebrates a Merry Christmas

Santa is covering all of South Africa at this moment. We have received many happy reports of his visits there in the last few minutes. We are also learning of another group of kids in Bristol, UK conspiring to kidnap Santa Claus. These kids, unlike the ones in Cologne, appear to be believers. We think […]

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Western Africa Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa is making his was through Nigeria and Ghana at this time, having pushed south out of Europe after making quick work of Germany and Switzerland. Looking forward there continues to be concerns all over North and South America. Santa is calling for more secret spies in Oshkosh, Winnipeg, Saskatoon, Fargo, Rapid City, Sheridan, Casper, […]

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Denmark Reports a Merry Christmas

Kids in Denmark must be very obedient — Santa is there and delivering right now! They must have been to bed on time. Santa just told me he wouldn’t be caught in France right now for all the tea in China. That’s because a lot of French kids are still not in bed and Santa […]

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Rome Reports!

Santa continues to surprise: he’s now in Italy. Rome, Milan, San Marino and Palermo are all reporting Santa has been there. The bedtime warnings are dominated now by cities and countries in South America. Meanwhile, it is getting late on the US and Canadian East Coast areas and we expect bedtime warnings for them soon, […]

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Congo Reports Santa

We were wrong. Santa headed south and visited Congo. Since he is in Africa trackers here are thinking that Santa will likely stay here for a while before heading into Europe. Santa is continuing to express concern over the late night many kids in Europe seem to be having tonight. That’s another reason why trackers […]

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Tripoli Reports

Libya is the latest country to report visit from Santa Claus. Santa has a number of options now regarding his delivery schedule. He can go north into Europe or head south into Africa. We don’t know for sure but we’d guess that Santa wants to head north into Europe, seeing that he has spoken to […]

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Greece Reports Santa’s Visits

Santa has turned west and now we have happy reports coming from Greece of his visits there. Meanwhile, about those high-level communications with the governments of Eastern Europe — we have learned that Santa is requesting “high speed” air space access in those countries mentioned earlier. Santa is planning to visit there very soon and […]

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Turkey Reports Santa Claus

For Santa, visiting Turkey is like coming home. Santa’s early life was spent in Turkey and he remembers that time with fondness. He is very popular there. The need for secret spies continues to be mentioned by both Elf Agent X and Santa. Santa is asking for more elves in the North America cities of […]

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Santa Visits Israel

Santa Claus is in Jerusalem at this hour and yes, he plans to make a stop in Bethlehem in the next few minutes. He won’t be there long but he likes to visit the Church of the Nativity there. It is one of his favorite stops each Christmas. Meanwhile, the North Pole is communicating at […]