Entries by Elf Ernest

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Rome Reports!

Santa continues to surprise: he’s now in Italy. Rome, Milan, San Marino and Palermo are all reporting Santa has been there. The bedtime warnings are dominated now by cities and countries in South America. Meanwhile, it is getting late on the US and Canadian East Coast areas and we expect bedtime warnings for them soon, […]

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Congo Reports Santa

We were wrong. Santa headed south and visited Congo. Since he is in Africa trackers here are thinking that Santa will likely stay here for a while before heading into Europe. Santa is continuing to express concern over the late night many kids in Europe seem to be having tonight. That’s another reason why trackers […]

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Tripoli Reports

Libya is the latest country to report visit from Santa Claus. Santa has a number of options now regarding his delivery schedule. He can go north into Europe or head south into Africa. We don’t know for sure but we’d guess that Santa wants to head north into Europe, seeing that he has spoken to […]

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Greece Reports Santa’s Visits

Santa has turned west and now we have happy reports coming from Greece of his visits there. Meanwhile, about those high-level communications with the governments of Eastern Europe — we have learned that Santa is requesting “high speed” air space access in those countries mentioned earlier. Santa is planning to visit there very soon and […]

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Turkey Reports Santa Claus

For Santa, visiting Turkey is like coming home. Santa’s early life was spent in Turkey and he remembers that time with fondness. He is very popular there. The need for secret spies continues to be mentioned by both Elf Agent X and Santa. Santa is asking for more elves in the North America cities of […]

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Santa Visits Israel

Santa Claus is in Jerusalem at this hour and yes, he plans to make a stop in Bethlehem in the next few minutes. He won’t be there long but he likes to visit the Church of the Nativity there. It is one of his favorite stops each Christmas. Meanwhile, the North Pole is communicating at […]

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Middle East Reports of Santa Abundant

Syria, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Yemen and Kuwait are all reporting visits from Santa Claus in the past few minutes. If Santa is moving slower we certainly cannot tell from the reports coming in from around the world. Santa continues to be well ahead of schedule. As Santa spends more and more time in the South […]

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Iran & Iraq Welcome Santa

Santa is visiting Iran and Iraq, places where in the past Santa has had some issues delivering. That seems to have been worked out in recent years and Santa has had a peaceful ride there so far this year. Concerns coming out of Cologne, Germany of a group planning to kidnap Santa have been discussed […]

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Armenia Reports!

As the UK finally heads to bed — indeed, all of Europe now has headed that way — it appears Santa is visiting festive locations in Armenia, where folks celebrate Santa every year. The weather is clear and cool. We are receiving a bunch of false reports here at the North Pole. We have false […]

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First Visits to the Middle East Recorded

Santa is making great time, heading south to make his first visits to the Middle East. We are receiving reports from Oman that Santa has already delivered there. Santa has also been on the phone recently with some of us discussing his coming visits to North and South America. What is being discussed is a […]