Entries by Elf Ernest

Elf Agent X Deploys Elves Around the World

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No cause for alarm, this is just routine: in the past hour Elf Agent X sent the order to deploy millions of elves around the world for duty in aiding in Santa’s flight. Aside from the millions of Secert Spies Elf Agent X has enlisted in the cause there are thousands of others who will […]

Santa Heads in for a Long Winter’s Nap

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I was walking over to the stables a few minutes ago when I ran into Santa. He said that he was just checking on the team one last time before he went to bed. He said the next time he will see them is when he walks out to get in the sleigh. I asked […]

Elves Rush to Get Santa’s Sleigh Ready

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I just spoke with Elf Quinton. While the crisis unfolded with the reindeer Elf Quinton and his team in Research and Development continued to work with Santa’s new sleigh to stabilize the ride. “I don’t know,” Elf Quinton said. “I just got back from a trip to the South Pacific with it and it did […]

Santa Tends to Reindeer Personally

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With just hours to go until liftoff Santa should be working with Elf Billy on finalizing his route and receiving all of the latest weather updates. Instead Santa is in the stables personally tending to all of the sick reindeer. I tried to get an interview with Santa but he said that he was just […]

New Sleigh Must Have Healthy Reindeer to Fly

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It’s late at night here at the North Pole but I ran across Elf Quinton pacing outside of his office. I could tell that something was bothering him so I stopped and asked him what was wrong. “I just finished with the finishing touches on the sleigh.” Elf Quinton told me. “I will give it […]